16
March
2009
Okay, here’s another traffic offender spotted, another nice car..He thought with that big ass nice car he could do as he wishes wtf..
Before I continue with my suppose entry, here’s a bit of story argument that I’m having with the so-called owner of the Jaguar that I’ve posted in my last Traffic Offender entry, Jaguar Double-Lot Parking..
So, here’s the so-called owner, chung, debating the issue with me..

*My Cbox*
Now, he claimed that he’s still in the car and he’s not doing any offence at all, by parking his car on TWO FREAKING parking lots..Just because he WAS IN the car..
Well, take this situation into account..You are on Jalan Ampang, in front of Citibank (or any busy road that you could think of)..
You stop your car on the road side, with yellow line all the way..You are in the car waiting for your friend or who ever it is..
So, are you committing any offence? What say you?
Well if there is no traffic police, of course you are not committing any offence, in a way..
But if there is one, they will ask you to drive on and NOT to wait there because you are stopping your car on a yellow line..
The same applies here..BUT, I don’t see any common sense here that you claimed that you were NOT committing any offence..You parked your car on 2 parking lots for God’s sake..
Well, we’ll leave that for the Jaguar owner to ponder..Let’s proceed with the new traffic offender, almost similar to the Jaguar ones..
Last Friday, which was Friday 13th, I was having lunch with Jason and Kelvin at Taman Connaught..
Then, came this somewhat sport car, Toyota Soarer..

*Toyota Soarer*
Sorry for the bad quality as I was using my cheap ass mobile phone to take the photos..
As you can see, there is nothing wrong in this photo as most cars are parked on the road side for their lunch at this mix rice stall..
But, from another angle?

*Epic fail parking skill*
Try to compare the way the lorry at the front is being parked and the way the Soarer is being parked..FAILED~!!!
Again, just like the Jaguar scenario, if the owner thought their big ass cars are so high privileged or whatsoever, then don’t bother to come to eat at road side stalls~!!!
IN FACT, I tried to hold myself that day because I didn’t have a decent camera in hand BUT I just can’t take it when I see all the vehicles tried to past the narrow road left by the dumb driver..
Bad quality camphone, hell with it..I’m exposing this shit to the whole of Malaysia..

*Toyota Soarer - WPD 7*
What if you have a car plate number of 7 but you have the IQ of 7? It doesn’t match at all..You are more suitable to drive a SLK, Small Little Kancil..
Of course NOT Mercedes Benz SLK..It’s too big for you..A Toyota Soarer already gives you headache, what’s more of a Benz SLK??

*The owner and his friend*
Okay this is NOT voyeurism as the lady was wearing pants and NOT dress..
The guy in white is the driver and I assumed he’s the owner of the Soarer..You just put yourself to shame in front of your date or whoever she is..
Before I left, I snapped another pic from my car..

*Ignorant is not bliss*
Now I wonder will this so-called owner debate with me on my Cbox..
I don’t simply snap photos of cars and I don’t really like to publish it in here..
Those cars that appear in here really irritate me because those drivers make me think that they didn’t think with their brain..
They think with their balls knees, perhaps..
Posted: Traffic Offenders
10
February
2009
Well, this happened quite some time ago..
If not mistaken, it’s the week before CNY..It was in Taman Midah, where you can see the Restoran Dhurbar a.k.a mamak shop from the road side..
I was there with my dad for dinner at the Pig Organs Pepper Soup wtf..
Then, I saw this and I was furious..I was armed with a camera with me at that time being..So I flashed it out and here’s the result..

*It’s a Jaguar, WRW 2*
As you can see, it’s quite a big car indeed, Jaguar..And the driver parked in on two parking-lots..
I couldn’t help it but to take a picture and show it to everyone how dumb this person is..
If you think your car is THAT BIG, don’t ever go to that area to eat coz it’s just normal road side rundown food stalls..
If you think why you cannot eat there like anyone else, then why can’t you park your car like every other car?

*Metallic green Jaguar - WRW 2*
So, recognize this car and give the driver a cock stare the next time you see him/her..
Posted: Traffic Offenders
26
July
2008
Well, another traffic offender post from my university, yet again..
The vicinity of my uni campus, applies to both Main and School of Engineering/Architectural campuses, are well known for its bizarreness of double parking..
On Thursday, I was at the Main campus side to have my lunch with Kelvin and Jason..Found a perfect parking spot..
It’s also famous for its double parking because most banks are opened in areas with insufficient parking space..This one, Maybank that is..
But I was damn hungry and I don’t care coz it’s very hard to find parking space..I just parked in it and went for my favourite Salad Chicken Rice..
After my meal slightly after 3.30pm, went back to my car and saw this..

*Cars blocking my way out*

*See all the cars?*

*The long stretch of double parking*

*The Satria R3 goes extra-mile in parking skills*
We waited for like 5-10 minutes, without honking at all..That’s when I started to snap pics around..
Coz I wanted to give chance to the drivers..Who knows they were in the bank waiting for the long queue..I understand that..
Then a guy, drove off the car behind the Satria R3..That didn’t helped me to move my car an inch at all..
Then waited again, hoping the Iswara driver was in the bank..
Then came 3 people, 2 girls and a guy..One of the girls was the driver..I recognized them, or at least one of the girls, they were from our uni, UCSI..Nice one..
I guessed they double parked the car then went for lunch at one of the restaurant nearby..
How could you double park your car then go to a restaurant far away from your car?
If you double park your car just right in front of the restaurant then it’s fine coz you’ll have a good sight whether you are blocking other cars..
Anyway, it’s total bizarre and if you call the cops to come over to clear up the congestion, they’ll arrive in like 5-15 minutes, depending on the traffic..
During my ordeal, a friend of my sis saw what I did and she blogged about it too..Check HERE..Coincidence or what?
Please double park responsibly..This is a community message brought to you by Yatz..
Posted: Irritations, Traffic Offenders
25
June
2008
As usual..Only retards would make me blog about traffic offender entries..This time, it was in my engineering Uni campus..
Since the opening of this new campus, parking bays have been insufficient to accommodate students and lecturers needs..
Personal vehicles have been parked around the Uni compound and sometimes creating traffic congestion in front of the guard house and road junctions around the Uni..
But anyway, what do I care if there’s traffic congestion outside of the Uni while I’m studying inside, right?
The thing is, this car here, is parked inside the Uni and the driver seemed to be quite an idiot I would say..

*Proton Iswara - WGV 5606*
I heard from one of the guards said that this car belongs to one of the lecturers in this campus..
Now how dumb could a lecturer be? I thought it might be student’s because of the P-sticker..
I’m so disappointed with this lecturer, if it really belongs to a lecturer..

*Aerial view of the narrowness*
*View from inside*

*Here I’m trying to measure the width of a Satria*

*There’s no way the cars inside could come out*
Not even a Kancil could pass through that freaking narrow road..
Now, anyone from UCSI, could you alert this lecturer/student regarding his/her recklessness?
Posted: Traffic Offenders
22
May
2008
Well this is not really a traffic offender but it really annoyed me..
This car, stopped just beside the air pump, but the driver was NOT there in the car nor pumping air into the tyres..
I can’t believe people could just park their car there but not using the facility, where as people like me wanted to use it urgently..
Then, the driver came back to the car..Okay so he went to the washroom, that’s why the car being left there..
Okay, I forgave him..But then, this thing irate me once again, he talked on his cellphone, right there at the petrol kiosk..
Well yeah, although he’s quite far from the petrol pump machine, but still, I just couldn’t resist to snap a pic of his car..

*Toyota Vios - BJV 8999*
Most of the times accident happens is because of recklessness..
This recklessness might resulted in lighting the petrol station into flame and causes damages to nearby area, which are housing area..
This is the Shell Station right before the Taman Pertama roundabout (now under-construction)..
Posted: Traffic Offenders
4
April
2008
Last week, I went to Bukit Bintang and as usual, I parked my car at Times Square carpark..
If I’m not mistaken, I reached BTS at around 2.30pm or so..
As I reached B2, I saw some stupid buggers that needed some attention..
So here I give you the attention..

*Parked in the middle of the road*

*Pwned Clamped*

*2-way lane become 1 sided lane*

*Honda Jazz WNJ 5001*
I have no idea why the driver has to park it like that..
Even if the retarded fella wanted to double park behind or in front of a car, why no park it side-way instead of straight-up like this?
The worst is, the car was still there when I left at about 7.30pm..
The fella reached earlier than me, leave later than me..Maybe that fella thought, “Oh well, already clamped..Let’s go for more shopping and more movies wtf“..
Oh well..Another car made its way in jenkinyat.com, yet again..
Posted: Traffic Offenders