DISCLAIMER : All of the captions are just for laughs and it’s not meant to tarnish any of the player’s image..Enjoy..
Well I’ve done this before during the World Cup 2010 but all the photos have been wiped out because they were no longer in the website where I leeched from..
The World Cup 2010 in South Africa has ended and I’m doing it again just for laughs..
I’m a football fan myself and you can’t deny the fact that it’s pretty gay because 20 guys running around to chase just one ball while 2 others waiting for the ball..Jen jen jeng~~
Now, have I told you that I really don’t like Korean songs, K-pop to be exact, and also their squint eyes..
Except for that I was interested in SNSD’s Gee song and MTV and am still, I don’t like any other of their songs unless it has the same impact like Gee..
That being said, I have somewhat hatred towards current K-pop..
Now you see, they have all these weird names for their groups and all such as 2AM, 2PM,2NE1, SS501, MBLAQ, and Rain, just to name a few..Here’s a whole list of it..
Well I’m quite a liberal person when it comes to music as I listen to all kinds of music, be it rock, sometimes pop, jazz, R&B, J-pop, Chinese songs, Malays, and many other genres that many might not be able to accept it..
But for K-pop, I just couldn’t stand it because most of the time they only dance and utter few words that sounded like they are moaning and groaning, then there goes the turntable-remix, then repetitive of moaning and groaning..
For some groups their dance moves might proved a slight point for their huge female fan-base but some are just ridiculous..
For one, here’s Super Junior aka Suju..Their latest hit song Sorry Sorry is, umm, I can’t seem to find a word for it, wtf?
I can understand females going crazy over them for their so-called cute face but guys getting excited about that MTV, is totally absurd..Worst case, gay..
Well I have no offense to gays as I have gay friends, yes read that it’s plural, but getting excited over their dance moves which a Primary kid could do as well, I don’t get their point or the hype of it..
The action of put your palms together and position it in front of your face then start to move your head and hands to the left and right simultaneously, I’ve definitely seen it somewhere..
If you are a fan of HK-dramas, you would probably recall something..Yes, it’s the action that “Fei Mau” (Fat Cat), a down syndrome character played by Kent Cheng..
*Kent Cheng*
Yeah if you remember correctly he (Fei Mau) does that all the time..
But anyway, my point is their dance moves are very simple and easy that isn’t really worth getting excited..Try to compare with the likes of N Sync, Backstreet Boys’, etc etc..
Okay if you want to “cover-line” and say that you like their song instead of the dance moves, like I said, moaning and groaning..
Okay maybe a lot of you out there “understand” Korean after watching so much of emo Korean dramas like how I “understand” Japanese after watching so many Japanese animes and dramas..
I’ll still say fuck this shit! Especially for non-gay guys getting excited and all..
I always relate Korean language as being very rude because it sounds rude, to me at least..Sometimes Japanese do sounds rude but overall, their gestures showed their politeness..
I applaud for their effort in the recent concert at Bukit Jalil with a great platform set up and all but music-wise, definitely no no..
And due to that concert, I’ve created a Twitter hashtag for them called #sujusucks..From now onwards I’ll use the term “suju” to refer to something gay..
For examples, “You are so suju”, means “You are so gay”..
“You’ll definitely attract lots of male eyes with your suju look”, means “You’ll definitely attract lots of male eyes with your gay look”..
And this video here shared my exact sentiment on how gay Suju is..Read the lyrics..
You may hate me and say I’m biased but what I’ve stated are quite true and stop being gay please, guys!
I shall end it with “Sorry sorry sorry licka licka nigga nigga muncha muncha blowjob blowjob to you baby!”..
Okay this video and entry is just for laughs..The video I got it from Youtube and of course the lyrics wasn’t from me..Have a good laugh! LOL~!!!
Have you ever heard that people who was born in the Year of Boar (Pig/Babi/Chu/Snort snort) is very lucky (compatible/get along well/ngam key/stim stim) with those people who was born in the Year of Tiger *rawr*..
For me to be born in the Year of Babi Hutan Khatulistiwa, I shall make some wish in this auspicious Year of Tiger..
First and foremost, I wish to finish my study by next year as in May 2011 to be precised..I don’t want to drag anymore..
I want to work, earn money, go party, find chickedy, you get my story?
But before I grad, my dream is to know more pretty girls in my Uni so that I could leave with no regrets, AT ALL~!!!
To know more pretty girls, I have to be standout among others which I doubt I can do it slumberly because I have lost my long hair, for months!
So to compensate that, I think by having a clean boy nerdy image would do the job..
In order to do so, I need some money so that I could refurbish myself to fit that condition..So money is of course my another dream..
But to get/earn money as easy as ABC, I need lots of lucks in this Year of the Tiger, I might need to visit Bangkok for some reasons *evil smirk*..
And again, to go to Bangkok, I need some moolah do fulfill my dream..
The easiest way is of course none other than to win the RM 8,888 at the Tiger Run event organized by Nuffnang..
As a Chinese, the Chinese New Year (CNY) is just around the corner, I think I shall flood myself with more Tiger Beer so that the Tiger luck is flowing in my blood whole year long..
Last weekend I joined the fellow Alphanatics to the semi-finals of Miss Hypertune, an annual model search made popular by the car magazine, Hypertune..
SONY Xplod was one of the sponsors so we Alpharians got to get some “media” passes and went to the event as photographers and all..
*Participants from all over Malaysia*
IMHO, some of the girls really cannot make it, as in their appeal..But I should applaud them for their courage to join such events..
*The 2009 Miss Hypertune candidates*
In the crowd there were one Japanese, one Russian, one Kazakh, one Indonesian Chinese, one Korean, and the rest were Malaysian Chinese..
Like many other events, most of these girls are student and/or freelancers..
*Group pic of 33 participants*
So the models were all posing in front of Mist Club before they went on stage to be judged by the panel judges, who half of it were previous winners or runners-up..
*Evonne*
I’ve found my new love among the contestants..My favourite contestants of all is no other than Evonne..She’s the tallest among, standing at 172cm if not mistaken..
She’s a tad bit skinny, but it’s okay..She’s sweet, tall, and thin..My love~~
When we talk about Chinese comedian who usually comes into our mind? Stephen Chow is an instant answer..
How about our very own Malaysian Chinese comedian? Just in case if you have forgotten, remember the local comedy sitcom Kopitiam?
Yes, the used-to-be gay-ish looking Douglas Lim is one of the very few (or maybe the only one) local Chinese comedians that we have..
It’s hard for a Chinese to break into the local comedy scene especially with the existence of comedian group Senario, Afdlin Shauki, and Harith Iskandar, it makes matter worse..
But Douglas never gave up there and then..He searched far and wide around Malaysia and found two like-minded (and like-coloured) people..
Together they are M.A.C.C - Malaysian Association of Chinese Comedians, and this is their first ever EGM..
No not Extraordinary General Meeting like what MCA is having..It’s M.A.C.C’s EGM, Easy Going Meeting..
Instead of debating who should be sacked and who should be appointed as party president, their agenda are funny observations, song parodies, impersonations, and witty revelations from the founding memebrs of M.A.C.C - Douglas Lim, Chi Ho, and Jenhan..
Click HERE and HERE for reference regarding the other two unknown performers..
Although they are Chinese comedians, never expect them to speak in Chinese..It’s all in English! And we all Malaysians ma, sure got campur rojak Manglish wan..Don’t worry..
M.A.C.C.’s first E.G.M. will commence at the PJ Live Arts Centre, Jaya ONE, on the following days :
Saturday, 17 October 2009 - 9pm
Sunday, 18 October 2009 - 3pm (Matinee)
Sunday, 18 October 2009 - 9pm
Saturday, 24 October 2009 - 9pm
Sunday, 25 October 2009 - 3pm (Matinee)
Sunday 25 October 2009 - 9pm
MARK YOUR DATES~!!!!
ALL SHOWS AT ONLY RM 33.88~!!!
Chinese saying ’sang sang fatt fatt’ ma..Live live rich rich~!!
But do bear in mind that with Douglas Lim around, RM 33.88 is definitely a steal!
I still remember when I was in Primary school, I played a lot of games with my friends in the class during class intervals, recess times, and eveny before and after school hour..
Like most girls when they were young, they played batu seremban, masak-masak, or rope-jumping (lompat tali)..
As for me, studied in an all-boys’ school, a lot of games to be played such as chopping ball (bola cop), marbles (guli), tops (gasing), etc etc..
In class, we usually played UNO card game, Monopoly, bottle caps (penutup botol), and some others..
But those games need tools or a platform to be played on..
We creatively innovated a conventional game and we need to use our mind and indirectly make us listen to the radio or watch TV more..
We actually created a spelling bee game where we only use titles of songs, artistes, movies, actors and actresses, TV shows, and the likes, you get the drift..
The rule is, sit in a circle, take turns, and the title/name cannot be repeated..
Most importantly, the next player has to continue from what the previous player has let off with..
Let say, Third Eye Blind ends with D..So the next player has to start with D, say Dungeons and Dragons..Then the next player starts with S, you get the drift..
For no reason I reminisced the game when I was staring at the monitor few nights ago, then start to write on my Facebook status..
*Gaga glack sheep wtf*
Yuinyin started with Poker Face, because she thought it has to be something related with Lady Gaga..
Chris Tock then went gaga glack sheep wtf..That’s the most hilarious thing wtf..LOL..
After a while, they get the drift..Few others joined the fun randomly but Min Li, Satkuru, and Yuin Yin lasted longer than the others..
The hardest part was we took turns randomly and it’s subjected to your Internet connection speed..Isn’t that challenging?
*The full details*
All in all, I’ve managed to get about 70 comments a.k.a names/titles in that status alone, with only 4 players..You can check out that page HERE..
I never thought that there is people who would joined the game as I posted it out of the blue to see if there’s any response..
I wonder how it would be if there are say, no need much, 7 players..
