The Yat (One) And Only Journey…

Well, another traffic offender post from my university, yet again..

The vicinity of my uni campus, applies to both Main and School of Engineering/Architectural campuses, are well known for its bizarreness of double parking..

On Thursday, I was at the Main campus side to have my lunch with Kelvin and Jason..Found a perfect parking spot..

It’s also famous for its double parking because most banks are opened in areas with insufficient parking space..This one, Maybank that is..

But I was damn hungry and I don’t care coz it’s very hard to find parking space..I just parked in it and went for my favourite Salad Chicken Rice..

After my meal slightly after 3.30pm, went back to my car and saw this..

*Cars blocking my way out*

*See all the cars?*

*The long stretch of double parking*

*The Satria R3 goes extra-mile in parking skills*

We waited for like 5-10 minutes, without honking at all..That’s when I started to snap pics around..

Coz I wanted to give chance to the drivers..Who knows they were in the bank waiting for the long queue..I understand that..

Then a guy, drove off the car behind the Satria R3..That didn’t helped me to move my car an inch at all..

Then waited again, hoping the Iswara driver was in the bank..

Then came 3 people, 2 girls and a guy..One of the girls was the driver..I recognized them, or at least one of the girls, they were from our uni, UCSI..Nice one..

I guessed they double parked the car then went for lunch at one of the restaurant nearby..

How could you double park your car then go to a restaurant far away from your car?

If you double park your car just right in front of the restaurant then it’s fine coz you’ll have a good sight whether you are blocking other cars..

Anyway, it’s total bizarre and if you call the cops to come over to clear up the congestion, they’ll arrive in like 5-15 minutes, depending on the traffic..

During my ordeal, a friend of my sis saw what I did and she blogged about it too..Check HERE..Coincidence or what?

Please double park responsibly..This is a community message brought to you by Yatz..

Yes PDRM, Polis DiRaja Malaysia, or known as Royal Malaysian Police Force, is the name that you can trust, in taking bribes without fear..

Recently, a not so big news came out in local dailies, “Cop VS cops in Gemas Station“..

It was about a policeman of the rank of lance corporal, lodged a report against all of his colleagues including his superiors allegedly over dissatisfaction on how the monthly bribes from those operating illegal activities was being distributed..

In retaliation, one of his superiors, a sergeant, lodged another police report against the policeman for allegedly selling station property to scrap dealers..

Now that’s our respected Royal Police Force in action.. It’s far more interesting than all of the low standard MPs’ debates and walk-outs in the Parliament..

Surprisingly, there’s no any follow up news the day after that and so on..So I guess they treated as a very normal case..

Monthly bribery collection is being distributed just like that openly and no follow up..BRAVO~!!

NO I didn’t make that statement..It’s from the mouth of the cop from Gemas..

I would say it’s bullshit for pinning the “Saya Anti Rasuah” (I Anti Bribery) on the authorities’ uniform and sticking the car sticker on every Proton Waja with the blue siren on its rooftop..

It’s no secret that a lot of police receive bribes and a lot of people give bribes..

Sometimes I understand that people might want to get out trouble hence they bribed the authority..

But it is so wrong when a person didn’t commit any wrong-doing, and yet the authority would simply accuse that person, just for bribery..

Even if it’s not bribery, these authorities tend to take the law into their own hands, just like Jen’s accident with a patrol car..

They thought they are the law and simply accused Jen for her innocent-accident, just because they are the authorities..

If Jen really wants to take things further, they’ll be dead meat coz Jen’s father is AT LEAST 6 ranks higher than the Sergeant and Inspector Officer in Jen’s story..

But at least she didn’t do so coz she knew that if she were to do so, she’s nothing else but the same type of people of these Bolehland Judge Dredd..

Yes, I know there are some police who are just and fair, but they tend to bend their principle and stand because of the environment and peer pressure..

And the truth is, A LOT of people are annoyed by the authorities, instead of thanking them for controlling the country’s security at safe..

All this thanks to those “Saya Nanti Rasuah” police group..

Other than that, people are annoyed with the roadblocks being set up in the Klang Valley for the past few days and weeks..

It had caused massive jam in the Klang Valley and greatly wasting taxpayers’ money..

I know it’s not their fault because it’s an order from their superior, the Government..

So all in all :

PDRM = Cannot be trusted

PDRM = Government

Government = Cannot be trusted..

What’s after this? Another C4 bombing on bloggers who made unofficial true statements?

No joke everyone..Our Pak Lah has voiced his words at 5pm just now..The price will change exactly 12-midnight tonight..

Petrol RON97 priced at RM1.92 will become RM2.70 per litre..

Diesel increased by RM1, from RM1.58 to RM2.58 per litre..

RON92 will increased by 74cents to RM2.62 per litre..

There’ll be different subsidy/rebate scheme as below..

Vehicles below 2000cc would received RM625 per year, estimated for 800 liter of the new price..

Motorcyclist would get RM150 per year for that..

News taken from Malaysiakini, The Star, and NST..

At this rate, I think I’ll go for Shell V-Power instead wtf..

See how Kelvin’s car going to commit suicide wtf..

After all the commotions in Part 1, 2, 3, and 4, here comes the Part 5..

Like I said before, in Part 5 I will talk about NS based solely in my point of view, opinions, observation, and stories that I’ve heard from others..

I won’t speculate much of the stories that I’ve heard of but, I’ll try my best to share with you guys some of the SAME stories that I’ve heard from different people..

So that makes sense right? It’s NOT based on ONE person’s view but from others as well..You won’t get wrong with many many views..Here goes..

Based on her attitude, I just can say that she’s an attention seeker, for no reasons..

Like what I’ve said in the sequels, she talked on MSN and mobile phone while working and it’s no secret at all..

The office IS NOT that BIG so everyone is like sitting next to each other doing their own works..

So every once in a while when she’s chatting on whichever device, she’ll suddenly laugh out loud which obviously caught our attentions..

I felt so irritated that I would give her a stare and she’ll roll her eyes around to see whether if there’s anyone looking at her laughing..

Attention seeker wasn’t she?

Then, came this Midzone rave party..I’ve heard views from different different people..

Most of them would say, “Why would she danced in the middle of the elephants and hippopotamuses rain? She dumb or what, seeking attention?”..

Okay, one girl did danced in the rain but she’s known for her ecstatic behaviour in whatever things she does, be it dancing, camwhoring, dancing, or dancing..Did I say dancing?

So there’s no reason for one supposingly normal girl to dance in the rain..I shall not elaborate more..Think wise..Attention seeker wasn’t she?

And also, when nearing to her birthday, she would go around the MSN telling people it’s her birthday the next couple of days and begged asked people to wish her “Happy Birthday” on the exact date..

Then she’ll faster kindly reply with “Thank You”..I don’t mind if you tell the whole world it’s your birthday but you ARE NOT even organizing a birthday party or whatsoever, what for telling people??? Seeking attention? I say yes..

Other than seeking attentions, she has some other superpowers as well..

She’s the most natural acting-dumb-blond ever..Well, a dumb-blond is always a dumb-blond but why I say she’s acting?

First, she’s a dumb-blond because she didn’t know the slightest thing of the company we were working for..

Second, she’ll act innocent or those manja-manja crybaby face and whats not to the boss..And usually the boss just brushed off her complaints with a simple answer, “Oh.”..

Now to think of it, did I mentioned that I have something to reveal about this series? Yes, I would like to reveal a bit of the people’s anonymousness..

First off, yes, all of you might have guess it, she’s a Nuffnanger as well..And yes, she did read my posts and she acts like nothing happened..Buat tak tau..

*My Nuffnang’s Community Page*

The above picture shows that NS did visited my blog during this “My Obnoxious Ex-Colleague” Series..

Now that I’ve mosaic-ed the names, take a wild guess which profile picture is who and who is who..She’s one of them in the list..

Which avatar is her, I’ll not tell..If you are a Nuffnanger, you might have guessed which avatar belongs to who, right?

So now that I’ve tell you she’s a Nuffnanger, means she has a blog as well, right? Okay you get the picture already..Let’s resume my story that we must go back into the office..

Knowing that I have a blog as well, she asked, “What is CPC and CPM?”..Oh wait, let me rephrase..After working for about 2-weeks or so, she still didn’t know what is CPC and CPM..

Like I mentioned in Part 1, she didn’t know what’s unique visitors..I mean, generally, she knows that unique visitors is referring to the number of people coming into your site..

But, she didn’t know what’s the role of unique visitors in helping her to earn money from blogging..

Perhaps she’s like many many other people who thought, “OH, I’ve pasted the banner codes in my blog..When am I going to receive my hard earned cash??”..That’s so lame..

Then one day, I made myself to purchase my own domain and web hosting..The reason I purchased both of it is to shift to Wordpress from Blogdrive, which Wordpress has more functions (obviously) than Blogdrive..

And the reason for me to purchase the hostname which is jenkinyat.com, is to re-brand my blog and also to give myself an identity in the blogosphere after blogging for almost 4-years..Now that’s my reasons..

NS, for being a dumb-blond, she asked, “Eh Yat, what is the dot-com for?”..Well honestly I don’t really know but I used the excuse of rebranding myself to get a dot-com..

So I told her that it’s just a name or identity for her blog..It doesn’t matter if she doesn’t get one because she’s not intending to purchase a web-hosting package..

Then she doubted my answer, which she thought that a dot-com is something very classy or whatsoever..Eventually she got herself a dot-com using free Blogspot account..

Oh, there’s one more answer from her for choosing a dot-com, which I thought was quite lame..I mean, really lame..

One fine afternoon, while the boss was busy emailing back and forth with his clients, suddenly NS talked to the boss with much anticipation and manja-manja crybaby face..

NS said, “See boss, my name NiaSing taken by someone in Blogspot already *frowny face while pointing at the monitor showing her Blogger account, NiaSing.blogspot.com - Not Available*”..

Then the boss look at her monitor while typing superbly fast on the keyboard and say, “Huh? Oh. *with no expression on his face*”..Then he continued back on his mail conference with the clients in split seconds..

Then NS said, “If I can use NiaSing.blogspot.com I wouldn’t have to buy the NiaSing.com domain..Sheesh..”..

Eh come on lah..You have been using your KanNiNiaSing.blogspot.com for soooooo long and now only you say you have to buy a domain just to suit your name because someone else used it in Blogspot already..

Don’t be bitchy okay..From my point of view, she wanted to purchase a dot-com because she’s exposed to more and more somewhat pro-bloggers with their own domains..

She didn’t know the existence of some of the somewhat famous blogs before she started to temp in that company..

Somewhat pro-bloggers in the likes of Best.com, HarimauKungfu.com, SuanLerBah.com, Ibu-5-Kali.com, KanNiNiah.com, and many others looked so successful with their own domains..

Even an ikan-bilis blogger like me also got myself a hostname..So she thought a dot-com will shoot her to fame and beyond the Milky Way all the way to the end of the universe..

That’s what I described her as a natural acting dumb-blond..

Other than that, she loves to blame people and just brushed it off like nothing happened before, even to her superior..

Remember the company dinner I’ve mentioned in Part 4? The boss was being nice to invite her to the dinner as well because it’s her birthday the next day..See, the boss so nice..

Just when Sinister warned her about the company dinner’s agenda, she just spat out the boss’ name and say, “But boss say ok worrr..”..She had and would never thought a person can be nice for asking..

Why? The week before Christmas-week, a client of the company sent a box of cupcakes with Christmas theme to our office to treat us for our hard works and all..

But the boss was outstation to Phuket and the client is quite close with the boss..So we phoned the boss and told him bout the cupcakes and we thought of wait for the boss to come back only we eat the cupcakes together..

But the boss will only be back on either the 27th or 28th of December..So the boss WAS BEING NICE and told us to eat the cupcakes not waiting him..

In the office, about 6 of us, don’t know what to do with the cupcakes..Well, most of us wouldn’t mind to wait for the boss because the cupcakes WERE dedicated and sent to the boss by the client himself..

ONLY one person, NS, said, “Eh, boss say can eat ah? I want to try one now..”..She’s very eager to try out one while all of us asked her, “Hey NS, you really want to try meh? Wait for the boss to come back first lah..”..

Then Sinister added, “Yeah lah..The boss is just being nice as always..Let’s just wait for him to eat together..He always so nice to us..”..

Then NS just blurted out like an M16 and said, “What being nice? If cannot then say cannot lah..Where got being nice one..Since he say can then means can ma~~~”..

At that moment I was like “ZOMGWTFBBQSOSOUTOFSOMANYPEOPLEDIE WHYNOTYOUJUSTJUMPDOWNFROMTHEWINDOWANDDIEINFRONTOFMAISON~!!!”

Whoopss..Did I say something? Or did I hinted something?

In her mind, people can ONLY either be really nice, or not nice..Really nice means that person meant it..Okay, even if the boss really meant what he said, can’t we be nice to the boss to wait for him to eat together?

Only one word to describe NS, jual ikan..Oh sorry..You don’t understand? She’s being selfish, and also greedy..Everything also she wants..

Also, because another girl temp (old-timer in the company) wore casual attires to work, she followed suit, ONLY wearing her formal attire on the first 2-weeks and if requires her to meet some clients..

She’s already quite a boss herself..Just do whatever she likes to do..And NO~ (longest NO)!! Being the ONLY daughter IS NOT an excuse to be so bitchy..And I mean REAL bitchy..

That’s pretty much what I want to bitch about NS and I hope everyone has a clear picture of what I’m talking about, which I guess about 80% of people do know whom I’m referring to..

I’ve spoken out for ALL OF YOU GUYS OUT THERE~!! Woooo Hooooo~~!! Yeeeeee Hoooooo~!!

Special thanks to the characters involved, namely NiaSing (NS), Pwner, Potato Bun, Christopher, Sinister, Raphael, Best, Atheist, PenisMan, the boss, story contributors, me, myself, and I..

So here again we are for the 4th installment of “My Obnoxious Ex-Colleague”..

The main issue that will be discussed today is how NS self-invite to parties..

As I already mentioned in Part 3, don’t know how and don’t know why she could gatecrashed Best’s Christmas’ Eve party, is this consider self-invite?

Okay I give her another chance..I shall not include this in the self-invite part since it’s open to somewhat public and she bought things for the Secret Santa..See, I’m so good..

But, days before the Christmas’ Eve, our company’s permanent staffs planned a Secret Santa dinner outing without the knowledge of the temps, which included me and NS..

Anyhow, during lunch time I’ve already sensed something’s wrong with the staffs..

I still remember that afternoon, it’s raining cats and dogs..And Christopher (Senior Manager) had to bring his HUGE umbrella to go buy a Christmas present..

So I thought why the heck he want to rush to buy the present? There’s like 3 days before Christmas and it’s raining..Oh well, not my business..

Then back in the office after lunch, everyone else (permanent staffs) were slightly late *cough* entered the office..All of them went to buy presents and they kept asking, “Have you bought your present?”..

Even one of the staffs, I shall name him Raphael, whom usually kept quiet and didn’t mingle much with the others for lunch, too bought a present..

Then, later in the afternoon around 5.30pm, few other staffs from the branches in other states too arrived in KL, and I only know bout it only when they reached the office..

I thought wtf? Why all of the staffs were there..So it happened that it’s for a special event, a so-called company dinner for all of the permanent staffs..

That’s why we, temps were not told of anything about it..And only when the time struck 8pm, only they talked about the dinner..

For that sudden announcement, the boss was being nice to ask us new temps (4 of us) whether we want to join the dinner or not..

So, me being me, I will always try my best to go home for dinner..So I thanked for the offer and headed home for dinner..Same as for the other 2 temps..

But, for NS, who always take advantage, happily accepted the offer..

During the journey to the restaurant, Sinister (the web-designer) was being nice and told NS what was happening actually..There conversation was something like this..

Sinister : Hey NS..Before we reach the restaurant, I think I must tell you this first..
NS : Okay, tell me bout it..
Sinister : Actually we have already planned a company dinner and it’s just for the permanent staffs..Are you sure you want to go?
NS : Yalo yalo..I also thought that some event is going on..But the boss say ok wor..
Sinister : Well of course we don’t mind you to go but we have our agenda planned and it’s something for the permanent staffs, only..
NS : Yalo, but the boss say ok worr..

So, she didn’t get the hints, and she followed the staffs to the designated restaurant in KLCC..

As told by Sinister, an agenda was planned..All of the staffs took turns to give speech and voice out their views upon the company and their job, Secret Santa present exchange, as well as award for best employee for different different kinda title..

So NS sat there, almost being left out because she didn’t prepared any presents for the Secret Santa, she didn’t had a speech for herself, and she didn’t get an award for being just a temp..

After the dinner, they went for a movie..AT LAST, NS got the hint and she left right after the dinner and didn’t join the staffs for the movie..

What’s your opinion regarding her ignorance of kind-hearted warnings and alerts?

Besides the company dinner, there’s another party other than Best’s party..

It’s a friend’s birthday party, my friend I meant..Again, I don’t know how and don’t know why, she could suddenly appeared in the crowd..

I didn’t know that she knew the birthday boy, I shall name him Iced Grass Jelly Drink (Leong Fun Shuet a.k.a GrassJelly)..Okay, that’s not her fault at all, I wouldn’t blame her..

It’s PenisMan who brought her there and that’s before PenisMan went to the Midzone rave with her..

But from my knowledge, I heard that she ditched Atheist right after a movie somewhere in KL city centre, then followed PenisMan to the party..

And I don’t really mind someone that doesn’t know the main character to appear there, mostly that’s how friendship started off..

Just that I felt surprised that she’s there, coz I’ve never heard from GrassJelly that he knew NS, and indeed, he didn’t know her back then..Oh well..

Shall we move on to Part 5, my opinion about her attitude and all..It’s all solely based on my point of view, perspectives, observation, and stories that I’ve heard of..

And also, I shall reveal something and I think everyone will be happy about it..

Again, from what I’ve left off in Part 2, where I mentioned how she ordered a permanent staff to do works for her while she’s just a temp..

And remember how I gave you a sneak peek of what you would expect in Part 3? Yes, how she sucked up on the company’s clients, customers, you name it..

Oh before that..I didn’t know that Skyler too has had an ex-colleague that IS difficult to work with, where she bitched about it HERE..Sigh, people people..

Okay, the suck-up part, actually a lot to talk about..Let’s start with the first person (in my knowledge) that she sucked up..

This SD company, actually have lots of customers, around like, near to 10k and still counting..I’ll call these customers the consumers..

So one day, before the company was to launching one of its new products and features, the company gave a chance to 3 consumers to review it and get some feedbacks from them, in order to improvise its products..

So among these 3 consumers, NS got quite close to one of them, I shall name him Atheist..Everything started from online messaging between NS and Atheist..

Then every once in a while, NS would try to get herself connected to other consumers as well..And indeed, quite a number of them knew NS through online..

Then from online friendship led to many out-goings..And I’m surprised some of them got along quite well (is this for sure?) with NS..

BUT, the only thing is this particular Atheist..They ARE still going out together and I think Atheist has quite a high post in the company he’s working with..

This makes Atheist IS financial stable to get her some presents every once in a while..And of course she’s definitely happy to receive presents from a guy friend whom is not her boyfriend..

Honestly, I think Atheist is not bad-looking and deserved a more well-mannered girl than NS..NS is known for her princess-manner for being the only child..

Then there’s one afternoon, one of our company’s senior manager, Christopher, invited one of the customers to have lunch with us nearby our office..

This customer, I shall name him “Best” (LOL!!), is quite a high-rank customer in our clients’ lists..So in-directly, he’s somewhat a *cough* famous *cough* person too..

But NS didn’t know the famous level of Best at that time..So we all went out had our lunch as usual with only Christopher (Senior Manager) and Best chatting with each other, coz NS, me, and 2 other temps didn’t know Best before that..

After that, Best visited our office and stayed for quite a while, and used one of the PCs to Facebook..

Then, incidentally, on Christmas’ Eve, Best invited everyone in his Facebook list to his house for a party..Pwner (another temp whom I work along well with) and Christopher got invited too because they knew Best for quite some time already..

BUT, it’s weird that NS got invited too..How do I know? It started off from a conversation between NS and Pwner in the office on that very day, which sounded something like this..

Pwner : Hey NS, where are you going tonight..It’s Christmas’ Eve..
NS : Umm not sure..Might be going to Best’s party..
Pwner: Eh, you also going ah?
NS : Ya, with another friend..

So meaning, NS MIGHT be in Best’s Facebook list..Oh well what the heck..Not my problem also..Not that I’m going to meet her that night..

Was at my friend’s house at Templar’s Park having our very own private party where you check it out here, here, and here..

So whatever happened at Best’s house, I don’t know and I don’t want to comment bout it as I didn’t heard thing or saw any pics from there..

That’s the end for the Christmas’ Eve party..So came the New Year’s Eve party at Midzone rave at Midvalley Megamall..

It happened that a group of SD’s high-profile clients were attending that rave..Another high-profile client, I shall name him PenisMan was there too..

Initially, PenisMan didn’t want to go to the rave at all..Although he has a ticket for 2, but he didn’t want to go alone..

Then don’t know how and don’t know why NS got to know PenisMan had a ticket..So she asked PenisMan to go and she’ll be his so-called date or companion or whatever for the night..

Since there’s a company, so PenisMan agreed and headed to Midvalley for Midzone rave..

The group of high-profile clients were already there and they met up coz PenisMan knew them before that..

Well, here’s the main thing here..If you were to follow a friend to meet his/her friends, I guess you’ll stay close to your date coz you seemed to be a stranger there, although you already introduced yourself..

Okay, it MIGHT not applied to everyone else, but for me, I will follow my friend/date because he’s/she’s the one that brought me to the place/party/whatever..

Imagine, a girl follow me (or any other guy) to go clubbing as my date..Then in the club, she got to know some other guys or actually she initially planned to meet with her other friends but she take advantage on you to somewhat be your date to go to the club..

It’s utterly unforgivable right? That will left me (or any other guy) be alone or actually in reverse, accompany her to go to the club, instead of HER accompanying me (or any other guy)..

As for NS’ case, she ditched PenisMan and mingled around with her “new friends”..

They camwhored, danced, and did everything *cough* under the dim light of the green laser beam shooting around at the rave venue..

So left PenisMan and another one of the high-profile clients seated at the VIP bar and had boozes instead of partying..

Near to countdown moment, it rained quite heavily..Still, NS danced like nobody’s business in the rain of elephants and hippopotamuses..She thought it was cool..Or the bimbotic way, keewwl.

The Midzone party was scheduled to rock down Midvalley til at least 3am..PenisMan getting bored and left the party at 1-something-am..

Knowing that her driver date is leaving, she also follow-suit and bid goodbye to the others..

Now, how’s that..A good way of sucking up right? *double hand ‘chup’ gesture*..

So I think that’s it..Look forward to Part 4 alright..

Part 4 is about how she could self-invite/gatecrash suddenly appeared in one’s party..