Showing Wiener And Being Gay Angkasawan

Well, it was random and I think it’s a pre-finals phobia kinda symptom..We were all struggling to study and bad things gotta happen..

Was having MSN conference with Kelvin and Jason in the wee hours at 2.45am..

Apparently Kelvin and Jason were doing their assignments at McD at Seksyen 14..And they’ve encountered one of their best moment ever in their life..

By the way, “I’m  BADAWI-ED~!!” is me..You’ll know why I was Badawi-ed if you have read my short post here..

CAUTION : beware of heavy and strong Manglish together with heavy and strong foul language, be it in Cantonese, English, or Hokkien..

Kelvin: mahai
Kelvin: just now got 1 ahpek sit in front of jason, show his lanciao to jason..LOL
J@s0n: nnccbccbs
Kelvin: stim summore..LOL
J@s0n: mc d seksyen 14 sucks!!!
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: jason macam awek kot
Kelvin: hahahahaha..mahai
J@s0n: wtf knn cibai ah pek
J@s0n: kepala pink!@
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: lol..just finished rubbing kot
Kelvin: wtf!! LOL
Kelvin: mahai.. he purposely one
J@s0n: if got camera, i kasi macro for u to see yat!
I’m BADAWI-ED!!: so tomorrow no need lunch dy la?
Kelvin: ahahahahaha
J@s0n: wait..yat!!i send u the conversation

J@s0n: knnccb…the uncle sitting behind u tak pakai seluar dalam..nampak lanciao dia siot…
J@s0n: geli siot
Kelvin: ahahahahah wtf
Kelvin: i suspected
Kelvin: wtf
J@s0n: tukar tempat la..hahah
Kelvin: kasi kau tengok
J@s0n: tak mau…geli la…juz now i was talking on the

J@s0n: gelak siot
Kelvin: ahahahaha
Kelvin: mahai.. if got a few more ppl here sure he kena coffee already
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: lol
J@s0n: coffee??i kasi jentik his lanciao n den put chilli sauce man
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: chili sauce apa kelas..bagi la pepper
Kelvin: mahai jentik dirty yr hand only..kasi coffee only
J@s0n: yea… pepper
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: pepper sama salt
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: stimmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Kelvin: hahahaha
J@s0n: haha
Kelvin: hasi coffee then kasi coke
Kelvin: hot and cold..terus rosak the lanciao
Kelvin: ahahahaha
J@s0n: meletup la
J@s0n: kembang kecut..kembang kecut
J@s0n: kaboom!!1
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: kembang kecut pastu bagi kembang lagi..pastu kecut 2 kali
Kelvin: hahaha…wtf!!
J@s0n: lepas tu…kecut all the wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Suddenly, they were trying to drag me there at freaking 3am to study together coz later on I have a test at 3.30pm..

From studying we went far, too far away..Well, youngsters nowadays..All have a thought in their mind..

I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: belum belajak lagik
J@s0n: knn…yat
J@s0n: i tot  u got test 2 tomoro??dah study?
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: yeala..330pm
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: steady
J@s0n: yaya…
J@s0n: study la..or come mc d now..we wait for u
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: now? still there ka?
J@s0n: yala..we are struggling here
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: fuhhh..semangat gila
J@s0n: come la..
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: gila now only go
J@s0n: 15 mins can reach d la..not far oso
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: wtf
Kelvin: come la tiu..just now ask u to come duwna
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: just now i
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: 930-11
Kelvin: if not u can see jason’s uncle also..hahahaha
J@s0n: come la…later mana tau got aunty kasi upskirt baik punya
Kelvin: fuck u la.. free show meh? tiu
J@s0n: yala…next time want any entertainment come to mc d seksyen 14
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: tak nak ah..baik aku pigi angkasa XD
Kelvin: ahahahah go go go
J@s0n: angkasa lepas ke?
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: lepas
Kelvin: tiu..find hikaru? LOL
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: lol
J@s0n: tiu..i tot u wanna me angkasawan
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: angkasawan apa klas..pelawat angkasa la klas
J@s0n: oo…u are malaysian
Kelvin: ahahaha
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: yea beeee~tulll
Kelvin: patriotik gila sial..pelawat angkasa must be gay one ok..the uncle will ngam u
J@s0n: guling la..guling
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: lu tunggu la..kang aku blog konversasi ini kang..LOL
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: konversasi wtf
J@s0n: okok..baik punya
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: baik punya cilok
J@s0n: baik punya COLI
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: lol coli wtf..long time didnt hear dy

Conclusion : University student nowadays are very innovative and creative..That’s why we are soon-to-be-engineers wtf..

From one simple topic they can go far far away into the galaxy..

Morale : Study in Seksyen 14′s McD at wee hours if you want to see wiener Don’t study in Seksyen 14′s McD during wee hours and be a gay first before you be a space tourist..


The Lampe Berger Personality Makeover – Part 2

People *cough*..Let’s continue our debate on how *cough* Lam Pah *cough* Burger changes a person’s personality in just a mere short time..

Check out Part 1 if you don’t know what’s going on..

You see, Lam Pah Burger is very good at brainwashing people mind, especially those not very well educated or I would say, drop-outs..

Yes, I’m referring people like Gary as a retarded drop-out because he didn’t stand firm on the ground like any other people even though they didn’t pursue their studies after SPM..

Anyhow, I shall leave that to Part 3 where I’ll be discussing the idiotic of Lam Pah drop-outs and Lam Pah people..

Let’s continue with the conversation of Raven and Gary..

2/19/2008 1:31:09 PM raven – actually , how come u haven grown up ?
2/19/2008 1:31:17 PM raven – i am so surprised , u kNOw

2/19/2008 1:31:24 PM Gary – talking bout sinful u are the most sinful i have ever met
2/19/2008 1:31:34 PM Gary – i tot you have regretted what you have done. at least learn

2/19/2008 1:31:37 PM raven – u r stil childish
2/19/2008 1:31:38 PM Gary – and apologize
2/19/2008 1:31:44 PM raven – as i do
2/19/2008 1:31:44 PM Gary – u r talking about urself?
2/19/2008 1:31:53 PM Gary – did you apologize ?

2/19/2008 1:31:56 PM raven – walaU
2/19/2008 1:32:04 PM raven – u r damn fuNNy
2/19/2008 1:32:09 PM raven – pity ur wife
2/19/2008 1:32:15 PM raven – i must pray for her

2/19/2008 1:32:26 PM Gary – LOL…thats why i said in first place bad luck…for your bf
2/19/2008 1:32:29 PM raven – to realise the inner devil of u
2/19/2008 1:32:32 PM raven – so funny
2/19/2008 1:32:38 PM raven – u r ady 25

I really wonder how Gary knew that Raven didn’t regret of what she has done, by just bombarding her with silly statements in a childish manner and yet, he’s saying Raven is childish..

Bravo to Lam Pah people *claps and standing ovation*..

2/19/2008 1:32:41 PM Gary – look into mirror
2/19/2008 1:32:43 PM raven – pls , wake Up
2/19/2008 1:32:45 PM Gary – u r just talking about urself
2/19/2008 1:33:04 PM Gary – i felt so disgusted of u now
2/19/2008 1:33:15 PM Gary – tell urself to wake up
2/19/2008 1:33:21 PM Gary – not me..

2/19/2008 1:33:23 PM raven – my frens also laugh at u NOW
2/19/2008 1:33:33 PM Gary – from the way u talk right now…its sooo immature
2/19/2008 1:33:41 PM raven – just like u
2/19/2008 1:33:43 PM Gary – ya because ur friends and u are the same breed
2/19/2008 1:33:48 PM Gary – thats why they think like u r

2/19/2008 1:33:49 PM raven – we got nOt much different
2/19/2008 1:34:06 PM raven – taLKing wit u make us laugh
2/19/2008 1:34:12 PM raven – tq for those JoKE
2/19/2008 1:34:19 PM raven – n we r goiNg for meetiNg

2/19/2008 1:34:25 PM Gary – same breed ppl dun think out of circle

Who’s the one immature here? The one that kept defending herself or the one that kept bombarding with the word “immature” and “I don’t even want to talk to you” but still keep on talking and talking and talking X 100..

And excuse me, I’m in the same breed as well..So are your parents, your old friends, your girlfriend’s parents, etc etc..

So are our PM Pak Lah, Penang’s new CM Lim Guan Eng, PKR’s de facto leader Anwar Ibrahim, and the list goes on and on..

2/19/2008 1:34:27 PM raven – thanks n goodBYe yea
2/19/2008 1:34:34 PM raven – u LB people
2/19/2008 1:34:37 PM raven – sot sot de

2/19/2008 1:34:41 PM Gary – u bitch
2/19/2008 1:34:43 PM Gary – LOL
2/19/2008 1:34:50 PM Gary – whore slavery slut

2/19/2008 1:34:55 PM raven – BItCh fucker!!
2/19/2008 1:34:56 PM Gary – LOl
2/19/2008 1:34:59 PM Gary – hahahaha
2/19/2008 1:35:03 PM Gary – i got ya
2/19/2008 1:35:04 PM Gary – lol

2/19/2008 1:35:11 PM raven – fuck more Bitch yea
2/19/2008 1:35:12 PM Gary – good bye and have a nice day
2/19/2008 1:35:22 PM Gary – talking about urself is it
2/19/2008 1:35:27 PM Gary – suck more cock

2/19/2008 1:35:30 PM raven – really a nice day to hav u make us laugh
2/19/2008 1:35:40 PM Gary – Haih…same breed
2/19/2008 1:35:42 PM Gary – same kind
2/19/2008 1:35:45 PM Gary – never change
2/19/2008 1:35:47 PM Gary – LOL

2/19/2008 1:35:47 PM raven – we r laughing louder n louder
2/19/2008 1:35:56 PM Gary – laughing urself… go ahead
2/19/2008 1:36:05 PM Gary – few more years u will realize

2/19/2008 1:36:14 PM raven – tq
2/19/2008 1:36:14 PM Gary – waste my time talking to you and telling how immature u r
2/19/2008 1:36:18 PM raven – tq
2/19/2008 1:36:21 PM raven – BYE la

2/19/2008 1:36:23 PM Gary – u r most welcome

So now I know..Lam Pah taught people to curse people’s daughter as bitch, whore slavery slut and cock sucker..Aren’t they really lampah?

And again, he’s the one telling how immature Raven is..

2/19/2008 1:38:36 PM raven – just glad tat i dumped u , regret cause i hav chosen u as my 1st bf , wut a dirty memories , it’s OK i ll forgive u
2/19/2008 1:39:02 PM Gary – talking about urself. i hv already forgotten u long long time ago lor
2/19/2008 1:39:10 PM Gary – if not i wouldnt know how nice my life now will be

2/19/2008 1:39:15 PM raven – u stil owe my dad ?
2/19/2008 1:39:18 PM Gary – enuf la little girl
2/19/2008 1:39:23 PM raven – some money ?
2/19/2008 1:39:24 PM Gary – i dun want to talk to you anymore
2/19/2008 1:39:41 PM raven – pls pay back if u got the debt yea
2/19/2008 1:39:48 PM Gary – u go back and ask him and dun tell people without investigate
2/19/2008 1:39:57 PM Gary – this is immature example of yours

2/19/2008 1:40:00 PM raven – u do pay back some
2/19/2008 1:40:09 PM raven – bUt nOt enuf rite?
2/19/2008 1:40:21 PM raven – walaU , u fucking JOker
2/19/2008 1:40:29 PM raven – like tat also Immature ,
2/19/2008 1:40:34 PM raven – siu sei Ngor

2/19/2008 1:40:41 PM Gary – u such a small girl

So, by saying someone’s daughter as bitch and are of a different kinda breed is matured? Now I learn new things from Gary..

I just want to say, “Gary is son of a bitch” and “Gary is of LB breed, which I deemed lampah breed“..

OMFG~~I feel so matured now..Everyone please kow tow to me wtf..LOL..

2/19/2008 1:40:56 PM raven – my fren said u stil LOve me wo
2/19/2008 1:40:57 PM raven – wahaha

2/19/2008 1:41:00 PM Gary – if u want tell, ask ur dad to call me
2/19/2008 1:41:01 PM raven – siu sei ngor
2/19/2008 1:41:13 PM Gary – ur ass lar….put u on my ass also i dun want
2/19/2008 1:41:17 PM raven – they said u cant forget me woo
2/19/2008 1:41:21 PM Gary – such ugly women with black heart
2/19/2008 1:41:21 PM raven – siu sei Ngor
2/19/2008 1:41:25 PM raven – impossible ma
2/19/2008 1:41:35 PM raven – all of them tell me the same wo

2/19/2008 1:41:47 PM Gary – of course lor..because they are same breed mar..
2/19/2008 1:41:51 PM Gary – all immature gang
2/19/2008 1:41:53 PM Gary – stupid

2/19/2008 1:42:01 PM raven – pls don simply judge people
2/19/2008 1:42:04 PM Gary – stop la. i lazy to talk to immature ppl

Hmm..I would love to hear those words come out from his very own mouth..It would only be an embarrassment to himself rather than the person he calls out..

2/19/2008 1:42:04 PM raven – they r here de
2/19/2008 1:42:08 PM Gary – so what
2/19/2008 1:42:10 PM raven – b polite K ?
2/19/2008 1:42:15 PM Gary – come over lar if dare
2/19/2008 1:42:18 PM Gary – polite
2/19/2008 1:42:22 PM Gary – talking about urself is it slut?

2/19/2008 1:42:23 PM raven – they say u r extinct ady
2/19/2008 1:42:27 PM raven – such JOker

2/19/2008 1:42:31 PM Gary – LOL
2/19/2008 1:42:34 PM raven – we nearly siu sei jo
2/19/2008 1:42:48 PM Gary – there is nothing i can do except laughing with you all these immature breeds

He’s laughing with us wey..So does that means he’s also one of us??

OMG..Preet~~*whistle*..People..We got new member in da house..

2/19/2008 1:42:48 PM raven – tq
2/19/2008 1:42:56 PM raven – my professor also here laughiNg

2/19/2008 1:43:00 PM Gary – malaysia is poor soon because of u ppl
2/19/2008 1:43:09 PM raven – nope
2/19/2008 1:43:14 PM raven – because of LB people

2/19/2008 1:43:23 PM Gary – ur professor no use…teach such kind of immature student
2/19/2008 1:43:25 PM Gary – u go out and ask
2/19/2008 1:43:30 PM Gary – how many ppl want to hire UM student
2/19/2008 1:43:39 PM Gary – less than 20%
2/19/2008 1:43:44 PM Gary – immature. arrogant
2/19/2008 1:43:49 PM Gary – no courtesy
2/19/2008 1:44:09 PM Gary – form 5 student have more better manners than u UM student

2/19/2008 1:44:15 PM raven – izit ?”
2/19/2008 1:44:19 PM Gary – of course.
2/19/2008 1:44:44 PM raven – k la MEeting
2/19/2008 1:44:45 PM raven – bye

2/19/2008 1:44:50 PM Gary – enuf la little gal
2/19/2008 1:44:58 PM Gary – dirty slut

Talk about how many people want to hire UM students..Why not we talk about how many people want to be friend with LB people..

Form 5 student have better manners than UM student? Hmm I’m not surprised at all..

Coz even a dog behave better than LB people..Dog will wag its tail when it sees a friend or its owner..

They don’t bark like nobody’s business like LB people..Dog only barks at strangers, not friends..

Okay okay..Here’s the highlight..Click HERE to go to Gary’s friendster profile..

Take a good look of his face and remember to stare at him if you ever see him at Menara HLA (Lam Pah Burger’s KL HQ)..

We’ll discuss further more bout Lam Pah in Part 3..I’ve wanted to talk about it 2-3 years ago but I held back..

Now I can let go and shoot “my friend” with all my might..Thank you..

The Lampe Berger Personality Makeover – Part 1

I guess most of you guys heard or have knowledge (less or much) about Lampe Berger (LB)or Estebel or DCHL, the company that sells lamp oil fuels and fragrances a.k.a aroma therapy oil from Paris, France..

I do believe that other than LB member itself, not much people like LB..

Anyway, here’s a story of a friend of mine..I would rather say a not-so-close old friend..His name is Gary Mak..Yes, real name, no cover up at all..

And another friend, name Raven..Both of them were couple few years back..

Back then, Gary and Raven were a loving couple and Gary WAS a good and kind guy..

He’s quite helpful and he respects people as who he/she is..But things changed..

As far as I know, they broke up due to differences in family background, education, and also some common relationship problems..

Friends in our circle would know who I’m talking about and don’t worry, it’s approved by Raven herself for me to write this entry..

So, Gary felt frustrated and vowed to succeed in life for not wanting to lose to Raven, which he’s fighting for his future..

I heard that his job of 3 years ago (2005) was quite good, earning him RM5k per month, but I’m not so sure bout his profession/job..

Then, he heard bout LB and joined the dark side, left his RM5k wage of job and did fulltime with LB..

I heard that he made quite a fortune with LB and most of us cut-off contact with him because of his aggressive approach..

Time went on and Raven got herself a boyfriend while studying in UMS (Sabah) and Gary got himself a girlfriend while doing in LB..

So now, after 3 years, Gary talked to Raven on MSN and I thought it’s actually quite awkward..

The following conversation is to show you the arrogance of most LB people, if not all, and you should distance yourself from them few light years away..

It’s to tell my dear friends how Gary has changed ever since..And also a warning to those without knowledge of LB..

Take note that the conversation was started up by Gary himself~!

2/19/2008 12:35:45 PM Gary - hi
2/19/2008 12:35:52 PM Gary - same 2
2/19/2008 12:35:57 PM Gary - u
2/19/2008 12:36:54 PM Gary - not working?

2/19/2008 1:03:28 PM raven – hey
2/19/2008 1:03:33 PM raven – working lo
2/19/2008 1:03:45 PM Gary – oh ok
2/19/2008 1:03:50 PM Gary – i tot u still study
2/19/2008 1:03:53 PM Gary – when get married?

2/19/2008 1:04:25 PM raven - Study in the same tIme
2/19/2008 1:04:31 PM raven - get married arrr

2/19/2008 1:04:53 PM Gary - when
2/19/2008 1:05:06 PM raven - depends when he wan me lo
2/19/2008 1:05:07 PM raven - hehe

2/19/2008 1:05:22 PM Gary – lol bad luck
2/19/2008 1:05:44 PM raven – who bad luck ?
2/19/2008 1:05:46 PM raven – u ?

2/19/2008 1:05:53 PM Gary – lol
2/19/2008 1:05:56 PM Gary – u

2/19/2008 1:06:18 PM raven – me ?
2/19/2008 1:06:33 PM raven – in wut sense 1st ?

2/19/2008 1:07:01 PM Gary – fm maturity prediction
2/19/2008 1:07:15 PM raven – HUh ?
2/19/2008 1:07:23 PM raven – u mean im stil young to get married?

2/19/2008 1:07:39 PM Gary – not mature enuf la
2/19/2008 1:07:49 PM raven – yea lo
2/19/2008 1:08:04 PM raven – i also Not ready for tat
2/19/2008 1:08:09 PM raven – but bf is ady 27
2/19/2008 1:08:13 PM raven – see how lo

2/19/2008 1:08:21 PM Gary – lol
2/19/2008 1:09:19 PM raven – u le?
2/19/2008 1:09:29 PM Gary – soon ler
2/19/2008 1:09:42 PM raven – will invite me o nOt de?
2/19/2008 1:09:56 PM Gary – no lor
2/19/2008 1:09:57 PM Gary – lol

This part is total son of a bitch..Even if he holds grudge against Raven and not even want to invite her to the wedding dinner or whatsoever, why start up the conversation??

Let’s continue..

2/19/2008 1:10:26 PM raven – aiyo
2/19/2008 1:10:29 PM raven – Ok lo

2/19/2008 1:10:33 PM Gary – lol
2/19/2008 1:11:46 PM raven – then good luck n all the best in ur life
2/19/2008 1:11:55 PM raven – wish u from bottom in my heart

2/19/2008 1:12:04 PM Gary – hahah thanks
2/19/2008 1:14:43 PM raven – just if u remember my grandpa
2/19/2008 1:14:47 PM raven – pls pray for hIm
2/19/2008 1:14:50 PM raven – he got cancer
2/19/2008 1:15:11 PM raven – my mum told me secretly de

2/19/2008 1:15:38 PM Gary – then what did u do for your family?
2/19/2008 1:16:05 PM raven – take k of him
2/19/2008 1:16:10 PM raven – help hIm massage lo

2/19/2008 1:16:15 PM Gary – ur grandpa in sabah meh
2/19/2008 1:16:20 PM raven – cause he doesnt kNow he got cancer
2/19/2008 1:16:26 PM raven – Im iN KL Now
2/19/2008 1:16:31 PM raven – takiNg master in UM

2/19/2008 1:16:36 PM Gary – u finished ur study already?
2/19/2008 1:16:47 PM Gary – what type of cancer

2/19/2008 1:16:47 PM raven – transfer to UM ady

Well, he kept interrupting and kept asking whether she’s still studying or not..

I believe that Gary was quite close to Raven’s family because of their past relationship..

In this scenario, I don’t see any caring or kindness in Gary’s mind or heart at all even Raven kept telling him bout her grandpa’s illness..

2/19/2008 1:16:56 PM Gary – so ur bf in sabah how
2/19/2008 1:17:02 PM raven – we r good
2/19/2008 1:17:17 PM raven – just tat if god can help me reduce his pain
2/19/2008 1:17:34 PM raven – i Need more praEr pray for hIm

2/19/2008 1:18:05 PM Gary – u r a christian?
2/19/2008 1:18:15 PM raven – Nope
2/19/2008 1:18:18 PM Gary – then
2/19/2008 1:18:27 PM raven – only christian can pray ?
2/19/2008 1:18:31 PM raven – don thiNk so

2/19/2008 1:18:48 PM Gary – i guess u r not a christian too
2/19/2008 1:18:50 PM Gary – lol

2/19/2008 1:19:33 PM raven – wutever religion it is
2/19/2008 1:19:47 PM raven – there’s some1 protecting u
2/19/2008 1:19:49 PM raven – us

2/19/2008 1:20:05 PM Gary – believing in religion is not to get protection
2/19/2008 1:20:18 PM raven – as long as u believe in wut u trust for
2/19/2008 1:20:20 PM raven – i KNow

2/19/2008 1:20:24 PM Gary – it is to tell you to do good things and not instill painful memories and bad things to others
2/19/2008 1:20:29 PM raven – at least some1 is listening
2/19/2008 1:20:57 PM Gary – do not do things to others if you do not want others to do the same thing to you. that is all what it is

Now first of all, my perception of believing in religion as a Free-Thinker, to be in a religion is NOT to do good things and not instill painful memories and bad things to others..

To believe a religion’s belief, it’s to get directions in life so that you will live life to the fullest..

Whether it’s a good or bad thing or painful or good memory is not a religion to decide..A religion’s belief is just to guide you the way that you think it’s best to follow..

Good or bad is to be told by history, not religion..

2/19/2008 1:21:16 PM Gary – i hv told u you are not matured enuf since last conversation
2/19/2008 1:21:27 PM Gary – till this year, you have not grown yet.

2/19/2008 1:21:55 PM raven – yea yea
2/19/2008 1:22:02 PM Gary – religion is not an excuse for anyone to run away if they have committed wrongful deeds
2/19/2008 1:22:13 PM raven – did i say so ?
2/19/2008 1:22:20 PM raven – u r weird
2/19/2008 1:22:27 PM raven – i din say anythIng bout tat

2/19/2008 1:22:31 PM Gary – you did not say any but you hv behave like one
2/19/2008 1:23:00 PM raven – i just Hope some1 up there pls take care of my granpa
2/19/2008 1:23:01 PM Gary – raven, step out of your circle and look around..there is so much things to see and to do
2/19/2008 1:23:21 PM Gary – you are keeping yourself in a circle of a box
2/19/2008 1:23:24 PM Gary – never grow

2/19/2008 1:23:32 PM raven – walau
2/19/2008 1:23:39 PM Gary – grandpa is one thing. the docs will be there to take care of him
2/19/2008 1:24:12 PM Gary – don’t you ever regret of something you have done wrongfully before in your past?
2/19/2008 1:24:23 PM Gary – did you really look into yourself and realize?

Here I believe the he’s referring to Raven’s idea on the break up part, which he deemed SINFUL and WRONGFUL..

2/19/2008 1:24:43 PM Gary – and try your very best to do more good deeds to the society?
2/19/2008 1:25:03 PM Gary – ur 24 yrs old rite

2/19/2008 1:25:06 PM raven – wut hav u done for the society
2/19/2008 1:25:07 PM raven – ?

2/19/2008 1:25:31 PM Gary – i ask u. hv u ever did something bad in ur past, that you feel regretted?
2/19/2008 1:25:39 PM raven – HmMM
2/19/2008 1:25:55 PM Gary – did u really apologized?
2/19/2008 1:25:57 PM raven – who doesnT make any mistake in life?
2/19/2008 1:26:07 PM raven – people learn from mistake

2/19/2008 1:26:17 PM Gary – did you really feel sorry and learn from mistake??
2/19/2008 1:26:24 PM Gary – and apologize?

2/19/2008 1:26:31 PM raven – as least I saYAng my bf NOw
2/19/2008 1:26:35 PM raven – never betray hIM
2/19/2008 1:26:41 PM raven – take good care for hiM

2/19/2008 1:26:52 PM Gary – u r a UNI student right now arent u
2/19/2008 1:26:54 PM raven – at least i do housework n CooK for hIm everyday in sabah
2/19/2008 1:27:07 PM Gary – how come you still have the broken english
2/19/2008 1:27:10 PM raven – i LOve hIm wit all my heart

From here again, when he can’t really condemn Raven regarding her good deeds or community service whatsoever, he switched to other topic..

He talked about her broken English..

Yes, I’m quite surprised that his English has improved tremendously considering he’s not very well educated and had stopped studying after SPM..

Perhaps it’s the LB effect..

By the way, I don’t think LB bring any good to the society as well..IMHO, it brings more harm than good..

2/19/2008 1:27:39 PM Gary – yeah how many victims u had before you finally get to learn from your mistake?
2/19/2008 1:27:52 PM Gary – world is round..better realize than too late

2/19/2008 1:27:54 PM raven – chattIng wit u doesnt require any good english
2/19/2008 1:28:17 PM raven – how u KNow the circle of my life NOw?
2/19/2008 1:28:25 PM raven – we din even chat more than 2 tImes?

2/19/2008 1:28:40 PM Gary – doesn’t require good english…this is the problem with UNI student…they read too many books till they have attitude prblms
2/19/2008 1:28:54 PM raven – Don judge a bOoK from it’s cover
2/19/2008 1:28:57 PM Gary – yea. it is because i do not even want to talk to you

Now, I thought he’s the one that started up the conversation yet, he said he don’t even want to talk to her..

And oh, Uni students read too many books till have attitude problems?

I beg to differ, so you were saying that it’s better leave the school at PMR level (or lower) and join LB instead? LOL, retarded I would say..

And umm, did anyone tell him that LB people sniff too much of those oil till they have attitude problem too? Heck with it..

2/19/2008 1:29:00 PM raven – tat’s too shallow
2/19/2008 1:29:16 PM Gary – you think i know you by cover??? LOL totally immature thinking raven
2/19/2008 1:29:24 PM Gary – and do you know what is raven means?

2/19/2008 1:29:27 PM raven – My gOd
2/19/2008 1:29:28 PM Gary – burung gagak. u know?
2/19/2008 1:29:42 PM raven – how many years ago , ?? we din keep in Touch
2/19/2008 1:29:47 PM raven – people do change
2/19/2008 1:29:52 PM raven – of cox i kNow

2/19/2008 1:30:00 PM Gary – the black bird that flies around in the city which people do not like and hate about it
2/19/2008 1:30:18 PM raven – yea , then u judge people by it’s name ?
2/19/2008 1:30:21 PM Gary – change…i do not even need to see you and i know where you are standing and progressing now
2/19/2008 1:30:32 PM raven – then ur name means u r sinful n dirty
2/19/2008 1:30:33 PM Gary – no. the name suites u much! LOL
2/19/2008 1:30:46 PM Gary – look into dictionary before you say anything raven
2/19/2008 1:30:52 PM Gary – i am not that easy for you to tease on

By the way Gary, raven is a type of bird of the same species as crow, not burung gagak you idiot..

Burung gagak is Bahasa Melayu, not English..

And yeah, crow is the black bird that flies around which people don’t really like..

But mind you, according to Wikipedia, ravens have high intelligence and are perhaps the smartest birds..

Their intelligence might be on par with canids such as wolves..Now who’s the smart ass here?

I shall stop here because the debate is getting too long..

We shall continue in Part 2..

The Return of Yatz With a 4-Port..

After few days on hiatus, now I’m back..HOOOOOOO~!! *raise hands up in the air and profusely shaking crotch*

I couldn’t online for the past few days, since Wednesday midnight (which is the starting of 00:01, Thursday) til Saturday..

I phoned TMNet on Thursday afternoon to check out the connection for me and they said the port and server over there was just fine..

So they fixed once for me, hence they closed the case..But when I checked on it, still no connection..

I ringed them up again on Friday and the call attendant opened another case for me..

Then on Saturday morning, a TMNet technician called me on my cellphone..

TMNet Techy : Hello..Ini Mr Yat ke.?? (Hello..Is this Mr Yat.??)

Yatz : Hello..Ya saya.. (Hello..Yes I am)

TMNet Techy : Saya nih peminat blog kamu la Mr Yat..Kamu dikenali sebagai Yatz kan.? Kan.?? (I’m a fan of your blog)

Yatz : Err..Camne kamu dapat nombor handset saya nih.? Saya lapor polis kang.. (How did you get my cellphone number.??)

TMNet Techy : Janganlah macam nih Mr Yat..Acah je..Sebenarnya saya ni technician dari TMNet..Konek-syen anda mempunyai masalah kan.?? (Just kidding Mr Yat..I’m actually a techincian from TMNet..You have problem with your connection right.??)

Yatz : Ooh..TMNet ye..Konek saya takde masalah..Anda tak perlu risau sangat pasal tuh..Tapi Streamyx connection saya ada masalah sikit.. (Ooh..TMNet is it..Well yea..I have problem with the Streamyx connection)

TMNet Techy : Mr Yat sedang buat apa sekarang..Kat rumah ke.? (Are you at home right now Mr Yat.?)

Yatz : Ya..Saya memang ada di rumah..On the phone ngan kamu lah..Takkan sedang berak pulak.. (Yes..I’m at home now)

TMNet Techy : Err..Boleh tak Mr Yat buka pagar kat bawah nih.?? Saya ada kat bawah rumah Mr Yat sekarang.. (Can you open the gate for me.?? I’m at downstair right now)

Yatz : Ooo..Kat bawah..Ok ok..Kamu tunggu yeh..Dalam 10 tahun nanti baru saya pergi bukak.. (Ooo..Downstair.? Ok ok..Wait for a while please)

For those who didn’t know..I lived in a 5-storey flat with a gate on the ground-floor, to prevent house break-in..

Got into my house and checked my pc (that’s the time when he was disrupting me watch Bleach..Wtf)..

Check check check..Couldn’t got the connection fixed..Called back to TMNet double check..
Then he changed my Artnet router modem to his Aztech router modem..Connected..Wtf..

TMNet Techy : Aah..Mr Yat..Amat dikesali bahawa modem kamu nih dah rosak..Kene tukar la..Modem nih kamu beli sendiri ke.?? (Mr Yat..Your modem has spoilt and you have to change it..You boght this modem.??)

Yatz : Hah.?!?! Rosak.?? Ye..Saya beli sendiri punya lah..Ingat saya curi ke apa.?? (WTF.?!?! Spoilt.?? Yes..I bought it)

TMNet Techy : So dah selesai lah ye..Modem Mr Yat telah rosak dan belilah sendiri modem tuh..Dan teruskan melanggan connection kami yang teruk tuh.. (So it’s all fixed..Just buy a new one and you can connect to the Net)

Yatz : *Mengeluh* Okla camtu..Terima kasih ye.. (*Sigh* Fine then..Thanks for coming over)

Went to Low Yat with Hikaru right in the Saturday afternoon..Bought an Aztech 4-port Router instead of a LAN router modem..

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*Aztech 4-Port Router*

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*Tested and certified by TM for tmnet streamyx*

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*My lovely device*

The difference is about less than RM 20..I might be buying another pc in the near future..So a more powerful device is better for me..

Follow manual booklet..Typed in username and password..Voila..Done..

Not to forget..KL Pikom PC Fair is here this coming weekend, 11th – 13th of August 2006 (Friday – Sunday) at KL Convention Centre..

See you guys there..We’ll have PC Fair chicks photography spree again..

DISCLAMER : I’ve exaggerated the conversation above and it’s just for laugh purposes..Not trying to offence anyone..So no hard feelings upon reading them..Thank you..

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XX’s Stupid Fan – Conversation Part 1

Ok..Getting bored with my notes alredy..
As promised..Breaking the conversation into 2-parts..Here’s the part-1..
So..Here goes the stupidity of the conversation..
And do take note of all the words that I have bolded..


Anonymous : hai~
Yatz : so u r anonymous.??
Anonymous : but are u m/f?
Yatz : i’m male la..duh..
Anonymous : ure look like gal
Yatz : ooh..ok..should i take it as an insult or compliment.?
Anonymous : can u take down ur post?
Yatz : err..why.?
Anonymous : becos it is very sad to see innnocent gals battered like dis..
Yatz : innocent girls.??
Anonymous : xiaxue is innocent..and u put all ur story all wrong
Yatz : well..actually i’m on neutral side..
Anonymous : do u know she in real?
Yatz : umm..yea..but not real close..just met her twice before..
Anonymous : u same colege as she?
Yatz :’s a fren of my frens..well..anyway..i’m not trying to insult XX or what..but just trying to make my blog livelier..
Yatz : coz my blog actually just made up of my own circle of frens..and i dunno how kim get to know my blog..and how u get to know my blog.?
Anonymous : im bagging u..pls remove it..u got all ur story all wrong
Yatz : ya..i know it’s wrong..and i did explained in the end of all of it..
Anonymous : where got..jus remove dat is all wrong
Yatz : i said i just made up all of the above..i did explain what..
Anonymous : xiaxue will not know any mini bloggers is she harrassing and stalked xiaxue to ride on her fames
Yatz : what do u mean.?? well..i’m not trying to promote kimberly here..just that my fren told me bout kim and ST’s posts..
Anonymous : do u notis her concave mouth?
Yatz : concave mouth.?? did i said that.??
Anonymous : u seeeee her in real, dun u notis her concave mouth?
Yatz : ooh..ok..well..i just met her twice like..3 years ago..and that twice were just like for..15 minutes in a dark place..
Anonymous : who is ah sang? is it her ex bf?
Yatz : nop..ah sang is my x-classmate..
Anonymous : it is better u remove tat post..
Anonymous : dun hav anything to do with she
Anonymous : how u felt if she said all those to ur gf?
Yatz : ok..again..i wanna explain that..i’m not promoting kimberly or ST here..
Anonymous : u are putting innocent gal in bad light
Anonymous : dats no good
Yatz : i just wanna tell my circle of frens that read my blog do know something else happened in the blogosphere..
Anonymous : how can u do dat when all ur story are all wrong!! god dam bagging u like dogs..y u can ignor my requests?
Yatz : i’ve alredy said..i did explain all of it that i just made up the whole thing..
I invited ratscorp, a fren of mine who own a blog and also reads Xiaxue’s blog join the conversation..
ratscorp : y should he take it down u moron..who r u to protect XX
Anonymous : wont u felt sad if it is done to ur gf ratscrop?
ratscorp : she like to say she have the right to write yatz have the right to write wat he wan also …dumb..
ratscorp : oo so XX is ur gf? no i’ll just take it as a joke
Yatz : u read that post again..and u’ll see that i actually did explain i made up the whole thing..
Anonymous : im not protect xx…but i felt she is abused….i cant teach her fishing..i got no time…but i give her “cacing” to fish by helping her
ratscorp : yatz oledi mention he madeup all those…y bother…what u toking here?? cacing?
Yatz : yeap..that’s right..i have my own right to write what i want..and in the end..i did explain the’s just a parody..
ratscorp : yea…kid get it??
Anonymous : but ur story are all wrong!!!
Yatz : it’s a parody..ofcoz it’s wrong..
ratscorp : of coz is wrong…is a madeup story..omg u r really dumb
Anonymous : ratscorpt is mean
ratscorp : yea… all my fren know i’m a big meanie
ratscorp : yatz…just ignore him…he is very mouliu wan ppl to entertain him la…i bet he got nht better to do than to argue with u for XXeven XX din aware of this entry also..
Yatz : let’s face the fact..u read that post again..
Anonymous : i jus try to help but ratscop keep abuse u hav a heart or not? u keep calling me dumb, kids etc
ratscorp : coz u r acting like a kid
ratscorp : k la… i let u go now… hahaha… so yatz u gao tim him la…omg..i guess i;m gonna blog on this ahahhaa

Yatz : and u’ll find out that i DID explain it..”I MADE UP THE WHOLE THING”..

Anonymous : ratscropt u dun dare or else!!!!!!


Ok..Now you have read the 1st part..
The fact is I have edited the whole thing, in arrangement-wise..
And also I have shorten the conversation..Left some not important parts that are not related to the title here..
Ofcoz..I didn’t change the contents..It’s very important to let you guys read “THE REAL THING” here..
As you guys can see..Why should I step down even if she begs me like a dog or what..
And why the hell she asked about my fren Ah Sang, just bcoz his name appeared in the comment section..
Now who’s the REAL stalker here.?? Hmm..You tell me..
Trying to speak to her politely bcoz the whole thing isn’t as complicated as it is..
Now I know..I can’t be as polite as it gets to talk with this kind of person..
Luckily I invited ratscorp into the conversation..
Otherwise..I’ll die of suffocation with all the words clogged in my throats *cough*
And yeah..I purposedly size-up the font of those mind-attacking words of ratscorp *bow bow bow*..
Alright..Wish me luck on my 1st paper..
Hopefully we’ll meet again on 26th..Adios..

I’m A Interviewer.. – Part 1 -

As a interviewer in an IT research company, there are few lines of intro that we always used..

Scenario 1..

: Hello..Good morning/afternoon..Company XXX..How may I help you.??

: Hello..Good morning/afternoon..May I speak to the IT manager please.??

: Sure..Just a moment..

: Thanks..

*Transferring call*

IT Manager
: Hello..This is XY..

: Hello..Good morning/afternoon Mr. XY..

IT Manager
: Ya..Good morning.. (Who the heck is this?!?)

: I’m Yatz calling from AA..We are currently conducting a study about the popularity of Windows XP..Do you mind to help me out.?? It’s like around just 5 minutes.. (You better help me on this.!)

IT Manager
: Hmm..Ok.. (Duh..Why not..)


There goes 1 smooth survey going to be completed..

Scenario 2..

: Hello..Company XXX..

: Hello..May I speak to the IT Manager.??

: May I know who’s on the line.?? (Who are you trying to find the IT Manager.??)

: I’m Yatz calling from AA.. (Please! Let me get through.!!)

: Hold the line please.. (Another dumbass from market research company)

*Transferring call*

IT Manager
: Hello..

: Hello..Good morning/afternoon Sir..I’m Yatz calling from AA..We are currently conducting a study about the popularity of Windows XP..Do you mind to spare a couple of minutes.??

IT Manager
: How long will it takes.?? (Survey again.??)

: Just around 5 minutes.?? (Help me or I’ll be drop dead today.!)

IT Manager
: Alriight..Make it faster..I’m in a rush.. (Faster get it done and don’t ever bother me again)

: Ooh..Ok..Thanx Sir..


There goes another survey going to be completed unwillingly by the IT Manager..

Scenario 3..

: Hello..Good morning..

: Hello..Good morning..May I speak to the IT Manager please.??

: May I know what is it regarding.?? (Should be another fool from tele-marketing companies)

: I’m Yatz calling from AA..We are currently conducting a market research about the popularity of Windows XP..So I would like to get some feedbacks from the IT Manager.. (You better put me through.!!)

: Please hold on.. (Ooh..Survey eh.?! Not tele-marketing.??)

*Transferring call*

IT Manager
: Hello.. (I’m so tired of my works……)

: Hello..Good morning Sir..I’m Yatz calling from AA..We are currently conducting a study about the popularity of Windows XP..Do you mind to spare a few moments Sir.??

IT Manager
: OK.!! (Yay.!! Can rest from my loads of works for a while!!)


Another survey going to be completed willingly, happily, and in a fren-ly way..

All same answers but different kind of way to start a conversation..

You can only get all these answers when you are calling Malaysia..

It’ll be definitely rare case for us to get any of these answers from Aussies..

They suck.!!

Now I think that’s all for the 1st part of my interview introductions..

Gonna post up the 2nd part of it..How they refuse or when I can’t managed to get any completed surveys..