2
May
2009
Well, the other day when I was dead bored online got nothing to do, suddenly this friend, Adeying, came online at freaking wee hours about 4am or something..
She’s damn stressed now coz having finals for her post-grad in Science..With pressures and all, she’s having mild insomnia or something..
Then she told me how she got pissed off by this friend of hers, a guy, whom is like a pussy..Yeah you know, cowardly childish that kinda pussy..Not pussy that pussy..
I’ve blogged about my conversation with Jason and Kelvin back then about an old man with his wiener dangling around in McD SS14..
This time, we’ll talk about pussy and assholes instead..
So here goes our conversation..
^AdeYing^ : i feel like slapping someone..actually not 1.but 2
Yatz : wtf
^AdeYing^ : what ler..imagine someone u treated as one of your good friend actually backstab u and hated you so much but still in front of u damn good pretender
Yatz : awww…i’m a good fren T_T
^AdeYing^ : and a lalang fella.like when he has new buddy.he will lalang go there.
Yatz : aahhh lalang..makes sense
^AdeYing^ : and this new buddy of his…none of her business oso she dam fucking kepoh come and interrrupt
^AdeYing^ : oh.btw.this is a guy..26 years old..MY GOD..like pussy like that
Yatz : mayb he has pussy
^AdeYing^ : yeah.he shud..where got 26 years old guy so emo,inmatured and so sissy playing “i dont fren u u dont fren me game”?
Yatz : hahahahah wtf
^AdeYing^ : damn sibuk that girl none of her shit business somemore can post in FB “some asshole think she is so damn perfect-take a good look at yourself” DIRECTED AT ME
Yatz : am i a pussy then?
^AdeYing^ : maybe..MEOW~~lol
Yatz : warf!
^AdeYing^ : i said u r pussy u meow la.u waft what..mutated cat
Then from here, the thought suddenly struck my mind that most bastards are being compared or referred as asshole or pussy, which both also got something to do with holes..
And the great thing is, someone who is on the superior level (or at least he/she feels so), is being associated with the cock..
Here’s how the conversation got more interesting..
Yatz : fwah..i wonder why stupid people always related to holes
^AdeYing^ : is it??
Yatz : asshole = hole..pussy = hole
^AdeYing^ : cos cipet like him shud dig a hole n buried himself in it.he stuck his face into his damn ass
Yatz : see..cipet or cb also holes
Yatz : but when a person is damn geng or on the superior side..he/she is always related to batang
^AdeYing^ : erm..
Yatz : such as..cocky or lansi
^AdeYing^ : batang looks stronger..can naik..pussy cannot naik
Yatz : aahhhh makes sense…i shall blog about this conversation
^AdeYing^ : pussy like dark dark like that..black hole
^AdeYing^ : wait la.one day some gals will be able to naikkan her pussy..wtf im talking
Yatz : then what’s black hole related to that of stupid/noob?
^AdeYing^ : why u askin pussy Q now
Yatz : errr..u were the 1 who started
^AdeYing^ : this one i cant answer..u shud ask him cos his one is a screwed up pussy.not mine..LOL mine is glorified one
Yatz : ahhhh..urs still nicely trimmed wtf
^AdeYing^ : wtf la u wtf..
Yatz : urs glorified..his? deflowered?
^AdeYing^ : deflowered by that bitch of his..damn kepoh gal one or maybe he is too fuckin emo he deflowered himself. <- sounds like sendiri pendebungaan like that
Yatz : hahahaha u study too much of science for ur exam la
But somehow, how strong a cock is, the woman has got something to say the guy’s genital..I know, she’s just being jealous wtf..
Don’t mess with the ladies..They can actually bring the conversation up to another level..
^AdeYing^ : what lerr…actually cock is not geng oso…cos u know why?
Yatz : why? coz it limps?
^AdeYing^ : tendang sekali tak mahu lagi lor…so easily kena target one
Yatz : =_______=
^AdeYing^ : yeah..long live pussy…hidden..and safe jewel
Yatz : wtfffff…how hidden is that?
Yatz : when we got the nice cock..we flaunt it wtf…zhng it
^AdeYing^ : flaunt it?What u walk around with ur dick hanging out? i wanna see that ler in real life
^AdeYing^ : so do u always flaunt urs then
Yatz : yes..only to u
^AdeYing^ : mana?? dickface got la..dickhead dont have
Yatz : fuckface?
^AdeYing^ : HAHAHAHAHAH
Yatz : i got fuckface..but dickface..dunno how it looks like
^AdeYing^ : face that look like a dick lor..
Yatz : hahahahahaha..then it’s all kedut?
^AdeYing^ : depends on mood one…sometimes kedut sometimes kembang la the face
^AdeYing^ : sometimes no kedut cos oledi do plastic surgery
Yatz : aaaahhh..that explains the face actually..coz of the weather..hot and rainy
^AdeYing^ : i oso dunno wtf im talking
Yatz : u iz teh stress
^AdeYing^ : i jus hope some someone can go n rape him..better if its animal
Yatz : =___________=
Yatz : u can take me if u wan
^AdeYing^ : take u go kau tim him? LOL
Yatz : eh shit..i read wrongly
^AdeYing^ : HAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAH bagussssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Yatz : i thought u said u wanna rape some1 =______________=
^AdeYing^ : later i wanna go rape mybed d ZzzZ
Yatz : awww kesian ur bed
^AdeYing^ : u sure kesian kah
Yatz : OKLAAAAA i iz jeles of ur bed =____________=
^AdeYing^ : at least my bed got no pussy but a big cock..smooth smooth somemore one
Yatz : u always polish with ur saliva?
^AdeYing^ : YEAH..meleleh leleh somemore ehhh
^AdeYing^ : drooling all over
Okay, I know it’s pretty lame but what the hell..It’s already freaking 4am or so, and both of us were stressed with exams and all..
I just have 1 week of holiday and the new sem starts on Monday, right after the nice relaxing Labour Day..
That’s it for my random post that I want to share..Kthxbai..
Posted: Conversations, Parody & Funny
22
April
2009
What do you usually do when you online?
I would say most people does the following things, as in read blogs, read news, plurk, twit, Facebook, and chatting on IM..
But how many people could really do the same thing every single day, without getting bored?
I do believed there’s a moment where you’d feel lost, tired, and bored when you are online..
There’s nothing much to do coz you are doing it everyday..There’s nothing much to chat coz you are chatting everyday..
Recently, I found a way to cure your boredom, that’s to webcam, or some people prefer mic-chat via Skype..
Well, got nothing much to talk about, I prefer webcam..Webcam-ing gives you variety of things to talk about..Okay, it still differs to certain people..
Like how I did with Jamie..She just knows the way to get things fired up wtf..Okay I’m still using the older version of Windows Live Messenger, hence the noob interface..
First off, she showed me the whole bucket of Chupa Chups that she has in her room, right beside the PC monitor..
*Jamie and her Chupa Chups*
Okay now that’s whole lots of Chupa Chups for you to practice on your sucking and licking, literally..
I don’t know but she’s a bit too obsessed with the Chupa Chups..I’m not sure whether those are real Chupa Chups or not coz if you look at it, the candies are arranged too nicely..
I bet she doesn’t really eat them..For deco perhaps..Then I asked her to change something else as I got a bit bored looking at Chupa Chups..
She said she got lots of plushies..
*Pork-que-pine Sonic the Hedgehog*
So she showed me a porcupine hedgehog, without eyes..
Then I remember she has a Domo-kun, so I asked her to show me on webcam..But, she showed me this instead..
*Jamie with her plushie Tako wtf*
Yes, that’s one of her many many plushies, Tako the Octopussy wtf..Her Domo-kun was in another room and she’s lazy..
Then, as most friends already know, I’m a big eater, real big..And I usually get hungry around midnight, somewhere 12midnight - 3am..
So at that time, I said I was hungry coz Mr. Tako made me think of takoyaki..I’ve forgotten what time was it..Most likely between 1am - 2am..
Telling her that I’ve had enough of instant noodles a.k.a maggi mee, she showed me this..
*A can of Pringles*
That didn’t help at all wtf..Well, before my mom passed away, she used to buy lots of junk food just in case I get hungry at night or just to munch the day away..
Junk food varies from Pringles, Muzic chocolate waffles, Mister Potato, Twisties, etc etc..
Well, she knows that my finals is just around the corner, so she gave me the Magic 8-Ball..
*Jamie and her magic ball*
Now you see, webcam-ing gives you lots of topics to kick start your dull day or a fresh-up on a moody day..
Now don’t you want to start webcam-ing?
Posted: Blogosphere, Conversations
17
October
2008
Well, it was random and I think it’s a pre-finals phobia kinda symptom..We were all struggling to study and bad things gotta happen..
Was having MSN conference with Kelvin and Jason in the wee hours at 2.45am..
Apparently Kelvin and Jason were doing their assignments at McD at Seksyen 14..And they’ve encountered one of their best moment ever in their life..
By the way, “I’m BADAWI-ED~!!” is me..You’ll know why I was Badawi-ed if you have read my short post here..
CAUTION : beware of heavy and strong Manglish together with heavy and strong foul language, be it in Cantonese, English, or Hokkien..
Kelvin: mahai
Kelvin: just now got 1 ahpek sit in front of jason, show his lanciao to jason..LOL
J@s0n: nnccbccbs
Kelvin: stim summore..LOL
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: LOL
J@s0n: mc d seksyen 14 sucks!!!
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: jason macam awek kot
Kelvin: hahahahaha..mahai
J@s0n: wtf knn cibai ah pek
J@s0n: kepala pink!@
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: lol..just finished rubbing kot
Kelvin: wtf!! LOL
Kelvin: mahai.. he purposely one
J@s0n: if got camera, i kasi macro for u to see yat!
I’m BADAWI-ED!!: so tomorrow no need lunch dy la?
Kelvin: ahahahahaha
J@s0n: wait..yat!!i send u the conversation
J@s0n: knnccb…the uncle sitting behind u tak pakai seluar dalam..nampak lanciao dia siot…
J@s0n: geli siot
Kelvin: ahahahahah wtf
Kelvin: i suspected
Kelvin: wtf
J@s0n: tukar tempat la..hahah
Kelvin: kasi kau tengok
J@s0n: tak mau…geli la…juz now i was talking on the
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: LOL
J@s0n: gelak siot
Kelvin: ahahahaha
Kelvin: mahai.. if got a few more ppl here sure he kena coffee already
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: lol
J@s0n: coffee??i kasi jentik his lanciao n den put chilli sauce man
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: chili sauce apa kelas..bagi la pepper
Kelvin: mahai jentik dirty yr hand only..kasi coffee only
J@s0n: yea…man..black pepper
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: pepper sama salt
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: stimmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Kelvin: hahahaha
J@s0n: haha
Kelvin: hasi coffee then kasi coke
Kelvin: hot and cold..terus rosak the lanciao
Kelvin: ahahahaha
J@s0n: meletup la
J@s0n: kembang kecut..kembang kecut
J@s0n: kaboom!!1
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: kembang kecut pastu bagi kembang lagi..pastu kecut 2 kali
Kelvin: hahaha…wtf!!
J@s0n: lepas tu…kecut all the wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Suddenly, they were trying to drag me there at freaking 3am to study together coz later on I have a test at 3.30pm..
From studying we went far, too far away..Well, youngsters nowadays..All have a thought in their mind..
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: belum belajak lagik
J@s0n: knn…yat
J@s0n: i tot u got test 2 tomoro??dah study?
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: yeala..330pm
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: steady sial..lol
J@s0n: yaya…
J@s0n: study la..or come mc d now..we wait for u
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: now? still there ka?
J@s0n: yala..we are struggling here
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: fuhhh..semangat gila
J@s0n: come la..
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: gila now only go
J@s0n: 15 mins can reach d la..not far oso
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: wtf
Kelvin: come la tiu..just now ask u to come duwna
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: just now i sleeping..lol
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: 930-11
Kelvin: if not u can see jason’s uncle also..hahahaha
J@s0n: come la…later mana tau got aunty kasi upskirt baik punya
Kelvin: fuck u la.. free show meh? tiu
J@s0n: yala…next time want any entertainment come to mc d seksyen 14
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: tak nak ah..baik aku pigi angkasa XD
Kelvin: ahahahah go go go
J@s0n: angkasa lepas ke?
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: lepas lepas..lol..puri
Kelvin: tiu..find hikaru? LOL
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: lol
J@s0n: tiu..i tot u wanna me angkasawan
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: angkasawan apa klas..pelawat angkasa la klas
J@s0n: oo…u are malaysian
Kelvin: ahahaha
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: yea beeee~tulll
Kelvin: patriotik gila sial..pelawat angkasa must be gay one ok..the uncle will ngam u
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: ROFL
J@s0n: guling la..guling
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: lu tunggu la..kang aku blog konversasi ini kang..LOL
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: konversasi wtf
J@s0n: okok..baik punya
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: baik punya cilok
J@s0n: baik punya COLI
I’m BADAWI-ED~!!: lol coli wtf..long time didnt hear dy
Conclusion : University student nowadays are very innovative and creative..That’s why we are soon-to-be-engineers wtf..
From one simple topic they can go far far away into the galaxy..
Morale : Study in Seksyen 14’s McD at wee hours if you want to see wiener Don’t study in Seksyen 14’s McD during wee hours and be a gay first before you be a space tourist..
Sekian..
Posted: Conversations, Parody & Funny
23
March
2008
People *cough*..Let’s continue our debate on how *cough* Lam Pah *cough* Burger changes a person’s personality in just a mere short time..
Check out Part 1 if you don’t know what’s going on..
You see, Lam Pah Burger is very good at brainwashing people mind, especially those not very well educated or I would say, drop-outs..
Yes, I’m referring people like Gary as a retarded drop-out because he didn’t stand firm on the ground like any other people even though they didn’t pursue their studies after SPM..
Anyhow, I shall leave that to Part 3 where I’ll be discussing the idiotic of Lam Pah drop-outs and Lam Pah people..
Let’s continue with the conversation of Raven and Gary..
2/19/2008 1:31:09 PM raven - actually , how come u haven grown up ?
2/19/2008 1:31:17 PM raven - i am so surprised , u kNOw
2/19/2008 1:31:24 PM Gary - talking bout sinful u are the most sinful i have ever met
2/19/2008 1:31:34 PM Gary - i tot you have regretted what you have done. at least learn
2/19/2008 1:31:37 PM raven - u r stil childish
2/19/2008 1:31:38 PM Gary - and apologize
2/19/2008 1:31:44 PM raven - as i do
2/19/2008 1:31:44 PM Gary - u r talking about urself?
2/19/2008 1:31:53 PM Gary - did you apologize ?
2/19/2008 1:31:56 PM raven - walaU
2/19/2008 1:32:04 PM raven - u r damn fuNNy
2/19/2008 1:32:09 PM raven - pity ur wife
2/19/2008 1:32:15 PM raven - i must pray for her
2/19/2008 1:32:26 PM Gary - LOL…thats why i said in first place bad luck…for your bf
2/19/2008 1:32:29 PM raven - to realise the inner devil of u
2/19/2008 1:32:32 PM raven - so funny
2/19/2008 1:32:38 PM raven - u r ady 25
I really wonder how Gary knew that Raven didn’t regret of what she has done, by just bombarding her with silly statements in a childish manner and yet, he’s saying Raven is childish..
Bravo to Lam Pah people *claps and standing ovation*..
2/19/2008 1:32:41 PM Gary - look into mirror
2/19/2008 1:32:43 PM raven - pls , wake Up
2/19/2008 1:32:45 PM Gary - u r just talking about urself
2/19/2008 1:33:04 PM Gary - i felt so disgusted of u now
2/19/2008 1:33:15 PM Gary - tell urself to wake up
2/19/2008 1:33:21 PM Gary - not me..
2/19/2008 1:33:23 PM raven - my frens also laugh at u NOW
2/19/2008 1:33:33 PM Gary - from the way u talk right now…its sooo immature
2/19/2008 1:33:41 PM raven - just like u
2/19/2008 1:33:43 PM Gary - ya because ur friends and u are the same breed
2/19/2008 1:33:48 PM Gary - thats why they think like u r
2/19/2008 1:33:49 PM raven - we got nOt much different
2/19/2008 1:34:06 PM raven - taLKing wit u make us laugh
2/19/2008 1:34:12 PM raven - tq for those JoKE
2/19/2008 1:34:19 PM raven - n we r goiNg for meetiNg
2/19/2008 1:34:25 PM Gary - same breed ppl dun think out of circle
Who’s the one immature here? The one that kept defending herself or the one that kept bombarding with the word “immature” and “I don’t even want to talk to you” but still keep on talking and talking and talking X 100..
And excuse me, I’m in the same breed as well..So are your parents, your old friends, your girlfriend’s parents, etc etc..
So are our PM Pak Lah, Penang’s new CM Lim Guan Eng, PKR’s de facto leader Anwar Ibrahim, and the list goes on and on..
2/19/2008 1:34:27 PM raven - thanks n goodBYe yea
2/19/2008 1:34:34 PM raven - u LB people
2/19/2008 1:34:37 PM raven - sot sot de
2/19/2008 1:34:41 PM Gary - u bitch
2/19/2008 1:34:43 PM Gary - LOL
2/19/2008 1:34:50 PM Gary - whore slavery slut
2/19/2008 1:34:55 PM raven - BItCh fucker!!
2/19/2008 1:34:56 PM Gary - LOl
2/19/2008 1:34:59 PM Gary - hahahaha
2/19/2008 1:35:03 PM Gary - i got ya
2/19/2008 1:35:04 PM Gary - lol
2/19/2008 1:35:11 PM raven - fuck more Bitch yea
2/19/2008 1:35:12 PM Gary - good bye and have a nice day
2/19/2008 1:35:22 PM Gary - talking about urself is it
2/19/2008 1:35:27 PM Gary - suck more cock
2/19/2008 1:35:30 PM raven - really a nice day to hav u make us laugh
2/19/2008 1:35:40 PM Gary - Haih…same breed
2/19/2008 1:35:42 PM Gary - same kind
2/19/2008 1:35:45 PM Gary - never change
2/19/2008 1:35:47 PM Gary - LOL
2/19/2008 1:35:47 PM raven - we r laughing louder n louder
2/19/2008 1:35:56 PM Gary - laughing urself… go ahead
2/19/2008 1:36:05 PM Gary - few more years u will realize
2/19/2008 1:36:14 PM raven - tq
2/19/2008 1:36:14 PM Gary - waste my time talking to you and telling how immature u r
2/19/2008 1:36:18 PM raven - tq
2/19/2008 1:36:21 PM raven - BYE la
2/19/2008 1:36:23 PM Gary - u r most welcome
So now I know..Lam Pah taught people to curse people’s daughter as bitch, whore slavery slut and cock sucker..Aren’t they really lampah?
And again, he’s the one telling how immature Raven is..
2/19/2008 1:38:36 PM raven - just glad tat i dumped u , regret cause i hav chosen u as my 1st bf , wut a dirty memories , it’s OK i ll forgive u
2/19/2008 1:39:02 PM Gary - talking about urself. i hv already forgotten u long long time ago lor
2/19/2008 1:39:10 PM Gary - if not i wouldnt know how nice my life now will be
2/19/2008 1:39:15 PM raven - u stil owe my dad ?
2/19/2008 1:39:18 PM Gary - enuf la little girl
2/19/2008 1:39:23 PM raven - some money ?
2/19/2008 1:39:24 PM Gary - i dun want to talk to you anymore
2/19/2008 1:39:41 PM raven - pls pay back if u got the debt yea
2/19/2008 1:39:48 PM Gary - u go back and ask him and dun tell people without investigate
2/19/2008 1:39:57 PM Gary - this is immature example of yours
2/19/2008 1:40:00 PM raven - u do pay back some
2/19/2008 1:40:09 PM raven - bUt nOt enuf rite?
2/19/2008 1:40:21 PM raven - walaU , u fucking JOker
2/19/2008 1:40:29 PM raven - like tat also Immature ,
2/19/2008 1:40:34 PM raven - siu sei Ngor
2/19/2008 1:40:41 PM Gary - u such a small girl
So, by saying someone’s daughter as bitch and are of a different kinda breed is matured? Now I learn new things from Gary..
I just want to say, “Gary is son of a bitch” and “Gary is of LB breed, which I deemed lampah breed“..
OMFG~~I feel so matured now..Everyone please kow tow to me wtf..LOL..
2/19/2008 1:40:56 PM raven - my fren said u stil LOve me wo
2/19/2008 1:40:57 PM raven - wahaha
2/19/2008 1:41:00 PM Gary - if u want tell, ask ur dad to call me
2/19/2008 1:41:01 PM raven - siu sei ngor
2/19/2008 1:41:13 PM Gary - ur ass lar….put u on my ass also i dun want
2/19/2008 1:41:17 PM raven - they said u cant forget me woo
2/19/2008 1:41:21 PM Gary - such ugly women with black heart
2/19/2008 1:41:21 PM raven - siu sei Ngor
2/19/2008 1:41:25 PM raven - impossible ma
2/19/2008 1:41:35 PM raven - all of them tell me the same wo
2/19/2008 1:41:47 PM Gary - of course lor..because they are same breed mar..
2/19/2008 1:41:51 PM Gary - all immature gang
2/19/2008 1:41:53 PM Gary - stupid
2/19/2008 1:42:01 PM raven - pls don simply judge people
2/19/2008 1:42:04 PM Gary - stop la. i lazy to talk to immature ppl
Hmm..I would love to hear those words come out from his very own mouth..It would only be an embarrassment to himself rather than the person he calls out..
2/19/2008 1:42:04 PM raven - they r here de
2/19/2008 1:42:08 PM Gary - so what
2/19/2008 1:42:10 PM raven - b polite K ?
2/19/2008 1:42:15 PM Gary - come over lar if dare
2/19/2008 1:42:18 PM Gary - polite
2/19/2008 1:42:22 PM Gary - talking about urself is it slut?
2/19/2008 1:42:23 PM raven - they say u r extinct ady
2/19/2008 1:42:27 PM raven - such JOker
2/19/2008 1:42:31 PM Gary - LOL
2/19/2008 1:42:34 PM raven - we nearly siu sei jo
2/19/2008 1:42:48 PM Gary - there is nothing i can do except laughing with you all these immature breeds
He’s laughing with us wey..So does that means he’s also one of us??
OMG..Preet~~*whistle*..People..We got new member in da house..
2/19/2008 1:42:48 PM raven - tq
2/19/2008 1:42:56 PM raven - my professor also here laughiNg
2/19/2008 1:43:00 PM Gary - malaysia is poor soon because of u ppl
2/19/2008 1:43:09 PM raven - nope
2/19/2008 1:43:14 PM raven - because of LB people
2/19/2008 1:43:23 PM Gary - ur professor no use…teach such kind of immature student
2/19/2008 1:43:25 PM Gary - u go out and ask
2/19/2008 1:43:30 PM Gary - how many ppl want to hire UM student
2/19/2008 1:43:39 PM Gary - less than 20%
2/19/2008 1:43:44 PM Gary - immature. arrogant
2/19/2008 1:43:49 PM Gary - no courtesy
2/19/2008 1:44:09 PM Gary - form 5 student have more better manners than u UM student
2/19/2008 1:44:15 PM raven - izit ?”
2/19/2008 1:44:19 PM Gary - of course.
2/19/2008 1:44:44 PM raven - k la MEeting
2/19/2008 1:44:45 PM raven - bye
2/19/2008 1:44:50 PM Gary - enuf la little gal
2/19/2008 1:44:58 PM Gary - dirty slut
Talk about how many people want to hire UM students..Why not we talk about how many people want to be friend with LB people..
Form 5 student have better manners than UM student? Hmm I’m not surprised at all..
Coz even a dog behave better than LB people..Dog will wag its tail when it sees a friend or its owner..
They don’t bark like nobody’s business like LB people..Dog only barks at strangers, not friends..
Okay okay..Here’s the highlight..Click HERE to go to Gary’s friendster profile..
Take a good look of his face and remember to stare at him if you ever see him at Menara HLA (Lam Pah Burger’s KL HQ)..
We’ll discuss further more bout Lam Pah in Part 3..I’ve wanted to talk about it 2-3 years ago but I held back..
Now I can let go and shoot “my friend” with all my might..Thank you..
Posted: Conversations, Irritations, Requested
22
March
2008
I guess most of you guys heard or have knowledge (less or much) about Lampe Berger (LB)or Estebel or DCHL, the company that sells lamp oil fuels and fragrances a.k.a aroma therapy oil from Paris, France..
I do believe that other than LB member itself, not much people like LB..
Anyway, here’s a story of a friend of mine..I would rather say a not-so-close old friend..His name is Gary Mak..Yes, real name, no cover up at all..
And another friend, name Raven..Both of them were couple few years back..
Back then, Gary and Raven were a loving couple and Gary WAS a good and kind guy..
He’s quite helpful and he respects people as who he/she is..But things changed..
As far as I know, they broke up due to differences in family background, education, and also some common relationship problems..
Friends in our circle would know who I’m talking about and don’t worry, it’s approved by Raven herself for me to write this entry..
So, Gary felt frustrated and vowed to succeed in life for not wanting to lose to Raven, which he’s fighting for his future..
I heard that his job of 3 years ago (2005) was quite good, earning him RM5k per month, but I’m not so sure bout his profession/job..
Then, he heard bout LB and joined the dark side, left his RM5k wage of job and did fulltime with LB..
I heard that he made quite a fortune with LB and most of us cut-off contact with him because of his aggressive approach..
Time went on and Raven got herself a boyfriend while studying in UMS (Sabah) and Gary got himself a girlfriend while doing in LB..
So now, after 3 years, Gary talked to Raven on MSN and I thought it’s actually quite awkward..
The following conversation is to show you the arrogance of most LB people, if not all, and you should distance yourself from them few light years away..
It’s to tell my dear friends how Gary has changed ever since..And also a warning to those without knowledge of LB..
Take note that the conversation was started up by Gary himself~!
2/19/2008 12:35:45 PM Gary - hi
2/19/2008 12:35:52 PM Gary - same 2
2/19/2008 12:35:57 PM Gary - u
2/19/2008 12:36:54 PM Gary - not working?
2/19/2008 1:03:28 PM raven - hey
2/19/2008 1:03:33 PM raven - working lo
2/19/2008 1:03:45 PM Gary - oh ok
2/19/2008 1:03:50 PM Gary - i tot u still study
2/19/2008 1:03:53 PM Gary - when get married?
2/19/2008 1:04:25 PM raven - Study in the same tIme
2/19/2008 1:04:31 PM raven - get married arrr
2/19/2008 1:04:53 PM Gary - when
2/19/2008 1:05:06 PM raven - depends when he wan me lo
2/19/2008 1:05:07 PM raven - hehe
2/19/2008 1:05:22 PM Gary - lol bad luck
2/19/2008 1:05:44 PM raven - who bad luck ?
2/19/2008 1:05:46 PM raven - u ?
2/19/2008 1:05:53 PM Gary - lol
2/19/2008 1:05:56 PM Gary - u
2/19/2008 1:06:18 PM raven - me ?
2/19/2008 1:06:33 PM raven - in wut sense 1st ?
2/19/2008 1:07:01 PM Gary - fm maturity prediction
2/19/2008 1:07:15 PM raven - HUh ?
2/19/2008 1:07:23 PM raven - u mean im stil young to get married?
2/19/2008 1:07:39 PM Gary - not mature enuf la
2/19/2008 1:07:49 PM raven - yea lo
2/19/2008 1:08:04 PM raven - i also Not ready for tat
2/19/2008 1:08:09 PM raven - but bf is ady 27
2/19/2008 1:08:13 PM raven - see how lo
2/19/2008 1:08:21 PM Gary - lol
2/19/2008 1:09:19 PM raven - u le?
2/19/2008 1:09:29 PM Gary - soon ler
2/19/2008 1:09:42 PM raven - will invite me o nOt de?
2/19/2008 1:09:56 PM Gary - no lor
2/19/2008 1:09:57 PM Gary - lol
This part is total son of a bitch..Even if he holds grudge against Raven and not even want to invite her to the wedding dinner or whatsoever, why start up the conversation??
Let’s continue..
2/19/2008 1:10:26 PM raven - aiyo
2/19/2008 1:10:29 PM raven - Ok lo
2/19/2008 1:10:33 PM Gary - lol
2/19/2008 1:11:46 PM raven - then good luck n all the best in ur life
2/19/2008 1:11:55 PM raven - wish u from bottom in my heart
2/19/2008 1:12:04 PM Gary - hahah thanks
2/19/2008 1:14:43 PM raven - just if u remember my grandpa
2/19/2008 1:14:47 PM raven - pls pray for hIm
2/19/2008 1:14:50 PM raven - he got cancer
2/19/2008 1:15:11 PM raven - my mum told me secretly de
2/19/2008 1:15:38 PM Gary - then what did u do for your family?
2/19/2008 1:16:05 PM raven - take k of him
2/19/2008 1:16:10 PM raven - help hIm massage lo
2/19/2008 1:16:15 PM Gary - ur grandpa in sabah meh
2/19/2008 1:16:20 PM raven - cause he doesnt kNow he got cancer
2/19/2008 1:16:26 PM raven - Im iN KL Now
2/19/2008 1:16:31 PM raven - takiNg master in UM
2/19/2008 1:16:36 PM Gary - u finished ur study already?
2/19/2008 1:16:47 PM Gary - what type of cancer
2/19/2008 1:16:47 PM raven - transfer to UM ady
Well, he kept interrupting and kept asking whether she’s still studying or not..
I believe that Gary was quite close to Raven’s family because of their past relationship..
In this scenario, I don’t see any caring or kindness in Gary’s mind or heart at all even Raven kept telling him bout her grandpa’s illness..
2/19/2008 1:16:56 PM Gary - so ur bf in sabah how
2/19/2008 1:17:02 PM raven - we r good
2/19/2008 1:17:17 PM raven - just tat if god can help me reduce his pain
2/19/2008 1:17:34 PM raven - i Need more praEr pray for hIm
2/19/2008 1:18:05 PM Gary - u r a christian?
2/19/2008 1:18:15 PM raven - Nope
2/19/2008 1:18:18 PM Gary - then
2/19/2008 1:18:27 PM raven - only christian can pray ?
2/19/2008 1:18:31 PM raven - don thiNk so
2/19/2008 1:18:48 PM Gary - i guess u r not a christian too
2/19/2008 1:18:50 PM Gary - lol
2/19/2008 1:19:33 PM raven - wutever religion it is
2/19/2008 1:19:47 PM raven - there’s some1 protecting u
2/19/2008 1:19:49 PM raven - us
2/19/2008 1:20:05 PM Gary - believing in religion is not to get protection
2/19/2008 1:20:18 PM raven - as long as u believe in wut u trust for
2/19/2008 1:20:20 PM raven - i KNow
2/19/2008 1:20:24 PM Gary - it is to tell you to do good things and not instill painful memories and bad things to others
2/19/2008 1:20:29 PM raven - at least some1 is listening
2/19/2008 1:20:57 PM Gary - do not do things to others if you do not want others to do the same thing to you. that is all what it is
Now first of all, my perception of believing in religion as a Free-Thinker, to be in a religion is NOT to do good things and not instill painful memories and bad things to others..
To believe a religion’s belief, it’s to get directions in life so that you will live life to the fullest..
Whether it’s a good or bad thing or painful or good memory is not a religion to decide..A religion’s belief is just to guide you the way that you think it’s best to follow..
Good or bad is to be told by history, not religion..
2/19/2008 1:21:16 PM Gary - i hv told u you are not matured enuf since last conversation
2/19/2008 1:21:27 PM Gary - till this year, you have not grown yet.
2/19/2008 1:21:55 PM raven - yea yea
2/19/2008 1:22:02 PM Gary - religion is not an excuse for anyone to run away if they have committed wrongful deeds
2/19/2008 1:22:13 PM raven - did i say so ?
2/19/2008 1:22:20 PM raven - u r weird
2/19/2008 1:22:27 PM raven - i din say anythIng bout tat
2/19/2008 1:22:31 PM Gary - you did not say any but you hv behave like one
2/19/2008 1:23:00 PM raven - i just Hope some1 up there pls take care of my granpa
2/19/2008 1:23:01 PM Gary - raven, step out of your circle and look around..there is so much things to see and to do
2/19/2008 1:23:21 PM Gary - you are keeping yourself in a circle of a box
2/19/2008 1:23:24 PM Gary - never grow
2/19/2008 1:23:32 PM raven - walau
2/19/2008 1:23:39 PM Gary - grandpa is one thing. the docs will be there to take care of him
2/19/2008 1:24:12 PM Gary - don’t you ever regret of something you have done wrongfully before in your past?
2/19/2008 1:24:23 PM Gary - did you really look into yourself and realize?
Here I believe the he’s referring to Raven’s idea on the break up part, which he deemed SINFUL and WRONGFUL..
2/19/2008 1:24:43 PM Gary - and try your very best to do more good deeds to the society?
2/19/2008 1:25:03 PM Gary - ur 24 yrs old rite
2/19/2008 1:25:06 PM raven - wut hav u done for the society
2/19/2008 1:25:07 PM raven - ?
2/19/2008 1:25:31 PM Gary - i ask u. hv u ever did something bad in ur past, that you feel regretted?
2/19/2008 1:25:39 PM raven - HmMM
2/19/2008 1:25:55 PM Gary - did u really apologized?
2/19/2008 1:25:57 PM raven - who doesnT make any mistake in life?
2/19/2008 1:26:07 PM raven - people learn from mistake
2/19/2008 1:26:17 PM Gary - did you really feel sorry and learn from mistake??
2/19/2008 1:26:24 PM Gary - and apologize?
2/19/2008 1:26:31 PM raven - as least I saYAng my bf NOw
2/19/2008 1:26:35 PM raven - never betray hIM
2/19/2008 1:26:41 PM raven - take good care for hiM
2/19/2008 1:26:52 PM Gary - u r a UNI student right now arent u
2/19/2008 1:26:54 PM raven - at least i do housework n CooK for hIm everyday in sabah
2/19/2008 1:27:07 PM Gary - how come you still have the broken english
2/19/2008 1:27:10 PM raven - i LOve hIm wit all my heart
From here again, when he can’t really condemn Raven regarding her good deeds or community service whatsoever, he switched to other topic..
He talked about her broken English..
Yes, I’m quite surprised that his English has improved tremendously considering he’s not very well educated and had stopped studying after SPM..
Perhaps it’s the LB effect..
By the way, I don’t think LB bring any good to the society as well..IMHO, it brings more harm than good..
2/19/2008 1:27:39 PM Gary - yeah how many victims u had before you finally get to learn from your mistake?
2/19/2008 1:27:52 PM Gary - world is round..better realize than too late
2/19/2008 1:27:54 PM raven - chattIng wit u doesnt require any good english
2/19/2008 1:28:17 PM raven - how u KNow the circle of my life NOw?
2/19/2008 1:28:25 PM raven - we din even chat more than 2 tImes?
2/19/2008 1:28:40 PM Gary - doesn’t require good english…this is the problem with UNI student…they read too many books till they have attitude prblms
2/19/2008 1:28:54 PM raven - Don judge a bOoK from it’s cover
2/19/2008 1:28:57 PM Gary - yea. it is because i do not even want to talk to you
Now, I thought he’s the one that started up the conversation yet, he said he don’t even want to talk to her..
And oh, Uni students read too many books till have attitude problems?
I beg to differ, so you were saying that it’s better leave the school at PMR level (or lower) and join LB instead? LOL, retarded I would say..
And umm, did anyone tell him that LB people sniff too much of those oil till they have attitude problem too? Heck with it..
2/19/2008 1:29:00 PM raven - tat’s too shallow
2/19/2008 1:29:16 PM Gary - you think i know you by cover??? LOL totally immature thinking raven
2/19/2008 1:29:24 PM Gary - and do you know what is raven means?
2/19/2008 1:29:27 PM raven - My gOd
2/19/2008 1:29:28 PM Gary - burung gagak. u know?
2/19/2008 1:29:42 PM raven - how many years ago , ?? we din keep in Touch
2/19/2008 1:29:47 PM raven - people do change
2/19/2008 1:29:52 PM raven - of cox i kNow
2/19/2008 1:30:00 PM Gary - the black bird that flies around in the city which people do not like and hate about it
2/19/2008 1:30:18 PM raven - yea , then u judge people by it’s name ?
2/19/2008 1:30:21 PM Gary - change…i do not even need to see you and i know where you are standing and progressing now
2/19/2008 1:30:32 PM raven - then ur name means u r sinful n dirty
2/19/2008 1:30:33 PM Gary - no. the name suites u much! LOL
2/19/2008 1:30:46 PM Gary - look into dictionary before you say anything raven
2/19/2008 1:30:52 PM Gary - i am not that easy for you to tease on
By the way Gary, raven is a type of bird of the same species as crow, not burung gagak you idiot..
Burung gagak is Bahasa Melayu, not English..
And yeah, crow is the black bird that flies around which people don’t really like..
But mind you, according to Wikipedia, ravens have high intelligence and are perhaps the smartest birds..
Their intelligence might be on par with canids such as wolves..Now who’s the smart ass here?
I shall stop here because the debate is getting too long..
We shall continue in Part 2..
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6
August
2006
After few days on hiatus, now I’m back..HOOOOOOO~!! *raise hands up in the air and profusely shaking crotch*
I couldn’t online for the past few days, since Wednesday midnight (which is the starting of 00:01, Thursday) til Saturday..
I phoned TMNet on Thursday afternoon to check out the connection for me and they said the port and server over there was just fine..
So they fixed once for me, hence they closed the case..But when I checked on it, still no connection..
I ringed them up again on Friday and the call attendant opened another case for me..
Then on Saturday morning, a TMNet technician called me on my cellphone..
TMNet Techy : Hello..Ini Mr Yat ke.?? (Hello..Is this Mr Yat.??)
Yatz : Hello..Ya saya.. (Hello..Yes I am)
TMNet Techy : Saya nih peminat blog kamu la Mr Yat..Kamu dikenali sebagai Yatz kan.? Kan.?? (I’m a fan of your blog)
Yatz : Err..Camne kamu dapat nombor handset saya nih.? Saya lapor polis kang.. (How did you get my cellphone number.??)
TMNet Techy : Janganlah macam nih Mr Yat..Acah je..Sebenarnya saya ni technician dari TMNet..Konek-syen anda mempunyai masalah kan.?? (Just kidding Mr Yat..I’m actually a techincian from TMNet..You have problem with your connection right.??)
Yatz : Ooh..TMNet ye..Konek saya takde masalah..Anda tak perlu risau sangat pasal tuh..Tapi Streamyx connection saya ada masalah sikit.. (Ooh..TMNet is it..Well yea..I have problem with the Streamyx connection)
TMNet Techy : Mr Yat sedang buat apa sekarang..Kat rumah ke.? (Are you at home right now Mr Yat.?)
Yatz : Ya..Saya memang ada di rumah..On the phone ngan kamu lah..Takkan sedang berak pulak.. (Yes..I’m at home now)
TMNet Techy : Err..Boleh tak Mr Yat buka pagar kat bawah nih.?? Saya ada kat bawah rumah Mr Yat sekarang.. (Can you open the gate for me.?? I’m at downstair right now)
Yatz : Ooo..Kat bawah..Ok ok..Kamu tunggu yeh..Dalam 10 tahun nanti baru saya pergi bukak.. (Ooo..Downstair.? Ok ok..Wait for a while please)
For those who didn’t know..I lived in a 5-storey flat with a gate on the ground-floor, to prevent house break-in..
Got into my house and checked my pc (that’s the time when he was disrupting me watch Bleach..Wtf)..
Check check check..Couldn’t got the connection fixed..Called back to TMNet double check..
Then he changed my Artnet router modem to his Aztech router modem..Connected..Wtf..
TMNet Techy : Aah..Mr Yat..Amat dikesali bahawa modem kamu nih dah rosak..Kene tukar la..Modem nih kamu beli sendiri ke.?? (Mr Yat..Your modem has spoilt and you have to change it..You boght this modem.??)
Yatz : Hah.?!?! Rosak.?? Ye..Saya beli sendiri punya lah..Ingat saya curi ke apa.?? (WTF.?!?! Spoilt.?? Yes..I bought it)
TMNet Techy : So dah selesai lah ye..Modem Mr Yat telah rosak dan belilah sendiri modem tuh..Dan teruskan melanggan connection kami yang teruk tuh.. (So it’s all fixed..Just buy a new one and you can connect to the Net)
Yatz : *Mengeluh* Okla camtu..Terima kasih ye.. (*Sigh* Fine then..Thanks for coming over)
Went to Low Yat with Hikaru right in the Saturday afternoon..Bought an Aztech 4-port Router instead of a LAN router modem..
*Aztech 4-Port Router*
*Tested and certified by TM for tmnet streamyx*
*My lovely device*
The difference is about less than RM 20..I might be buying another pc in the near future..So a more powerful device is better for me..
Follow manual booklet..Typed in username and password..Voila..Done..
Not to forget..KL Pikom PC Fair is here this coming weekend, 11th - 13th of August 2006 (Friday - Sunday) at KL Convention Centre..
See you guys there..We’ll have PC Fair chicks photography spree again..
DISCLAMER : I’ve exaggerated the conversation above and it’s just for laugh purposes..Not trying to offence anyone..So no hard feelings upon reading them..Thank you..
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