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Conversation Of Pussy And Assholes

Well, the other day when I was dead bored online got nothing to do, suddenly this friend, Adeying, came online at freaking wee hours about 4am or something..

She’s damn stressed now coz having finals for her post-grad in Science..With pressures and all, she’s having mild insomnia or something..

Then she told me how she got pissed off by this friend of hers, a guy, whom is like a pussy..Yeah you know, cowardly childish that kinda pussy..Not pussy that pussy..

I’ve blogged about my conversation with Jason and Kelvin back then about an old man with his wiener dangling around in McD SS14..

This time, we’ll talk about pussy and assholes instead..

So here goes our conversation..

^AdeYing^ : i feel like slapping someone..actually not 1.but 2
Yatz : wtf
^AdeYing^ : what ler..imagine someone u treated as one of your good friend actually backstab u and hated you so much but still in front of u damn good pretender
Yatz : awww…i’m a good fren T_T
^AdeYing^ : and a lalang fella.like when he has new buddy.he will lalang go there.
Yatz : aahhh lalang..makes sense
^AdeYing^ : and this new buddy of his…none of her business oso she dam fucking kepoh come and interrrupt
^AdeYing^ : oh.btw.this is a guy..26 years old..MY GOD..like pussy like that
Yatz : mayb he has pussy
^AdeYing^ : yeah.he shud..where got 26 years old guy so emo,inmatured and so sissy playing “i dont fren u u dont fren me game”?
Yatz : hahahahah wtf
^AdeYing^ : damn sibuk that girl none of her shit business somemore can post in FB “some asshole think she is so damn perfect-take a good look at yourself” DIRECTED AT ME
Yatz : am i a pussy then?
^AdeYing^ : maybe..MEOW~~lol
Yatz : warf!
^AdeYing^ : i said u r pussy u meow la.u waft what..mutated cat

Then from here, the thought suddenly struck my mind that most bastards are being compared or referred as asshole or pussy, which both also got something to do with holes..

And the great thing is, someone who is on the superior level (or at least he/she feels so), is being associated with the cock..

Here’s how the conversation got more interesting..

Yatz : fwah..i wonder why stupid people always related to holes
^AdeYing^ : is it??
Yatz : asshole = hole..pussy = hole
^AdeYing^ : cos cipet like him shud dig a hole n buried himself in it.he stuck his face into his damn ass
Yatz : see..cipet or cb also holes
Yatz : but when a person is damn geng or on the superior side..he/she is always related to batang
^AdeYing^ : erm..
Yatz : such as..cocky or lansi
^AdeYing^ : batang looks stronger..can naik..pussy cannot naik
Yatz : aahhhh makes sense…i shall blog about this conversation
^AdeYing^ : pussy like dark dark like that..black hole
^AdeYing^ : wait la.one day some gals will be able to naikkan her pussy..wtf im talking
Yatz : then what’s black hole related to that of stupid/noob?
^AdeYing^ : why u askin pussy Q now
Yatz : errr..u were the 1 who started
^AdeYing^ : this one i cant answer..u shud ask him cos his one is a screwed up pussy.not mine..LOL mine is glorified one
Yatz : ahhhh..urs still nicely trimmed wtf
^AdeYing^ : wtf la u wtf..
Yatz : urs glorified..his? deflowered?
^AdeYing^ : deflowered by that bitch of his..damn kepoh gal one or maybe he is too fuckin emo he deflowered himself. <- sounds like sendiri pendebungaan like that
Yatz : hahahaha u study too much of science for ur exam la

But somehow, how strong a cock is, the woman has got something to say the guy’s genital..I know, she’s just being jealous wtf..

Don’t mess with the ladies..They can actually bring the conversation up to another level..

^AdeYing^ : what lerr…actually cock is not geng oso…cos u know why?
Yatz : why? coz it limps?
^AdeYing^ : tendang sekali tak mahu lagi lor…so easily kena target one
Yatz : =_______=
^AdeYing^ : yeah..long live pussy…hidden..and safe jewel
Yatz : wtfffff…how hidden is that?
Yatz : when we got the nice cock..we flaunt it wtf…zhng it
^AdeYing^ : flaunt it?What u walk around with ur dick hanging out? i wanna see that ler in real life
^AdeYing^ : so do u always flaunt urs then
Yatz : yes..only to u
^AdeYing^ : mana?? dickface got la..dickhead dont have
Yatz : fuckface?
^AdeYing^ : HAHAHAHAHAH
Yatz : i got fuckface..but dickface..dunno how it looks like
^AdeYing^ : face that look like a dick lor..
Yatz : hahahahahaha..then it’s all kedut?
^AdeYing^ : depends on mood one…sometimes kedut sometimes kembang la the face
^AdeYing^ : sometimes no kedut cos oledi do plastic surgery
Yatz : aaaahhh..that explains the face actually..coz of the weather..hot and rainy
^AdeYing^ : i oso dunno wtf im talking
Yatz : u iz teh stress
^AdeYing^ : i jus hope some someone can go n rape him..better if its animal
Yatz : =___________=
Yatz : u can take me if u wan
^AdeYing^ : take u go kau tim him? LOL
Yatz : eh shit..i read wrongly
^AdeYing^ : HAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAH bagussssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Yatz : i thought u said u wanna rape some1 =______________=
^AdeYing^ : later i wanna go rape mybed d ZzzZ
Yatz : awww kesian ur bed
^AdeYing^ : u sure kesian kah
Yatz : OKLAAAAA i iz jeles of ur bed =____________=
^AdeYing^ : at least my bed got no pussy but a big cock..smooth smooth somemore one
Yatz : u always polish with ur saliva?
^AdeYing^ : YEAH..meleleh leleh somemore ehhh
^AdeYing^ : drooling all over

Okay, I know it’s pretty lame but what the hell..It’s already freaking 4am or so, and both of us were stressed with exams and all..

I just have 1 week of holiday and the new sem starts on Monday, right after the nice relaxing Labour Day..

That’s it for my random post that I want to share..Kthxbai..

Posted under: Conversations, Parody & Funny