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Blog Wisely..Vote For Your Future

Now that the Election fever is here and it’s about to end in few hours time, let’s do our way of election..The blogosphere way..

Since only Glitterati members can log-in to Innit, I guess we are all on the same boat and it’s the so-called Government side..

But in real life, don’t forget to overthrow the ‘Government in sleep’ and vote for Opposition for a change..

Now in blogosphere, we have to overthrow the “Opposition”..

You know, the “Opposition” always make empty promises..They promised to pay this and pay that..But what we got from them? NONE~!!

They only pay to high-profile bloggers and for small bloggers, they will say you were involved in corruption click fraud..

Hence your earnings will be deducted and they will shoot you right in your face as if they were right..

The “Opposition” held few gathering before..And I’ve attended one of it..But the result was bad, utterly bad..Like I said, empty promises..

When their website was down, they have caused the people blogger some hard times to go back home open their blogs..

In order to reach home open their blogs,the people bloggers have to remove their interior decorations banner codes only they can pass through the door open the site..

Indeed, the “Opposition’s” interior decorations banner codes will make your house look small blog load very slow, hence less unique visitors..

You know why? Because the house is so small blog load so slow and it’ll be packed with only 2 unique visitors keep refresh and reload in there..

But some not-so-smart citizens Netizens claimed that the “Government’s” traffic light ad banner slowed down the traffic page loading..

Think about it, thanks to the “Government”, our monthly income earnings have increased constantly without any EPF or SOCSO mishap deductions..

Yes indeed sometimes the “Government” pay the people bloggers very slow, no thanks to stupid bank processes and the snail-mail of Pos Malaysia..

But think on the bright side, at least the “Government” pay us no matter if we are grouped in low-income small blogger, middle-class moderately well-known bloggers or ministers high-profile bloggers..

Look at the “Opposition”..They only pay middle-class moderately well-known bloggers and ministers high-profile bloggers..They don’t care bout the low-income community small bloggers..

They don’t care bout poverty small blogs..They don’t fight for the people bloggers but they fight against the people bloggers..

Think bout the “Government”..They fight WITH the people bloggers they served..They care bout poverty small bloggers..

When you have few daily necessities ads, they try their best to give you the necessities ads..

For example, furniture, TV, food, drinks, Nike ads, Honda Stream ads, Malaysian DreamGirl, and many more..

There’s no fight to it and the “Government” even gave subsidies on petrol, toll, control items, TGIF RM100 vouchers, Macbook, Nintendo Wii, Sony PSP, and many more..

So, vote for your future..Blog wisely..

 

*Vote for a better life*

*The Government’s manifesto*

Yes, not to mention bout the “Government’s” manifesto..They promised more ads, prosperity and reliability and it’s proven..

Welcome to the Force..

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