Everyone has their own clique of friends..
I have my own clique of friends..Of course, I have a few circle of friends..
Talk about football, futsal, I have a group of friends..
Talk about clubbing, event / party-goers, I have another group of friends..
Talk about watching movies, hang-out window shopping, I have another group of friends..
Somehow, in each and every group, surely there will be a black sheep *bah~bah~bah~* in it..
From my primary times til now, there’s a black sheep in every different groups..
And usually these black sheeps suck all the times..They are so annoying and irritating..
I have a ‘black sheep’ *bah~bah~bah~* friend that I’m going to comment here..
Let’s call him Asshole..Who knows he’s reading my comment here and find it quite similar to himself..
But what the futch, if he ever finds out, like I would care..Duh..
I just got to know Asshole not long ago, a few years ago..
He’s from somewhere East of Malaysia, so he brought along his hometown dialect and forced himself with Cantonese and English..
So this Asshole happened to be my classmate, I mean, X-classmate..
He has an arrogant-but-lazy-so-act-dumbfucked kinda attitude..
How’s that so.? Let me list it down here..
He looks down on other people who is famous for being lazy or truant all the times..
Yet, he didn’t realized that he himself is also as lazy as the guy he has been looking down..
Why do I say he’s lazy.?? Because he’s lazy in every aspect that you could find in a person’s life..
He’s lazy to wear shoes, so he bought slip-ons..And it’s leather slip-ons I talking here..
He’s lazy to do things and he expects other people to do it for him..
Say, for example..Everyone is kinda hardworking painting a room..He, too not exceptional from it..
Suddenly we need a couple of people to move some boxes from one place to another..
He’ll voluntarily offer himself to do the work with 2 other guys, let’s say..
When it comes to the job, he’ll stand there watch for quite a while then keep asking what’s inside the boxes and where they’ll be taking the boxes to..
As the 3 of them just arrived to help with the boxes, surely none of them can answer such questions..
Let’s say they need to carry the boxes 4 rounds each in order to move all the boxes..
After the first round, Asshole will give a lame excuse saying he tired of carrying the first box..Quite heavy, he said..
So he sits down somewhere nearby and act exhausted and hot, looking at his fellow peers carrying the boxes around..
At the end of third round his friends moved the boxes, he’ll get up and get his second box..
He’ll walk slowly and chat with his friends, while his friends do it with enthusiasm..
He’s hoping the other 2 person will carry the boxes for the 5th round while he only carried for just 2 rounds..Wise guy eh..
That’s not all..Everytime a group assignment is given, the task will be divided to every group members fair and square..
Still, he’ll not satisfied with his workload and keep asking why he has so much work to do, or compare his workload with other group members..
When the dateline is approaching, when the group leader asks for his stuffs, he’ll reply haven’t finished..
Then he’ll ask how bout other people’s works, who he thought might be lazier than himself..
In order to escape, he’ll find other people’s fault no matter what it takes..Wtf..
Talk about attire, you’ll never see him wear shorts pants and absolutely rarely see him wear short sleeves shirts / T-shirts..
Albeit the hot weather, he’ll always in his long sleeves..Talk about style huh..
I think I had enough talking bout him right now..
I’ll leave the rest of the story on coming posts..