Social Illness – Part 1

We are talking about one of the major social illness here..

Not old stuffs like drug addicts/pusher, prostitution, illegal motor-racing, etc..

The one we will talking here is far more trendy and hip at the time being..

I’ll talk about La-La (clam) in this entry..

As we all know, La-La means clam in Cantonese..La-La, most of the time are referred to a type of food whether it is steamed, boiled, or fried..

But nowadays, La-La has a different meaning in our society..Needless to say, most Chinese knew something about La-La..

It is referred to a mushrooming culture, called La-La..This culture is similar to other trendy culture communities like gothic, punk, hip-hop, etc..

What is so great about this La-La.?? Unfortunately, for us old school or simple-minded fashion-followers, La-La is a disease, and it is mushrooming everywhere in town..

You’ll get to see La-La anywhere and everywhere..To make it even more simple, some referred La-La to Ah Beng for guys and Ah Lian for girls..Generally, they are called La-La..

La-Las favourite hang-out spots have to be shopping plazas like Sungei Wang Plaza and Berjaya Times Square..They are now trying to invade Midvalley Megamall as well..

Averagely, for every 10 steps in Sungei Wang Plaza or Berjaya Times Square, you’ll come upon La-La, be it standalones, couples, or groups..

The Requirements To Be A La-La – The Guys

  1. First of all, your pants..Your pants must be either a pair of slacks or jeans..Your pants have to be bell-bottoms.. Not a normal bell-bottom, but the end of the pant leg has to cover-up at least 90% of your foot..Thus, only your toes can be seen..

    If it’s a pair of jeans, it has to be a little bit of shiny sand-like reflection effects..The design of the jeans are usually tailored..

    Patches of color mixtures can be seen on the jeans a.k.a Melbourne Shuffle pants..e.g glow in the dark green, glow in the dark orange, white..

    Not to forget..They usually use white PVC/leather belt on their dark/black/brown slacks..

  2. Secondly, your shirts have to be as tight and small-sized as possible..It can be T-shirts, shirts, jackets, or zip-fly shirts.. A T-shirt has to be as tight as it can..T-shirts with super short sleeves are recommended..

    Where as for shirts, zip-fly shirts, or thin-cotton jackets, it has to be tight, too..And the sleeves have to be mid-long (neither long nor short), where the end part of the sleeves have to either, at least reach your elbow, or just slightly surpass below your elbow..

    Full-length cover-up for the buttons or zip-fly are STRICTLY not-advisable..

    Leave it half-way buttoned or zipped, shows a little bit of cleavage-kinda-look, be it you have the chest muscle, cholesteroled breast, or just flat with ribs clearly seen..

    Their fashion line are usually courtesy of Sub, Romp, Shibuya, Cantona7, or cheap local-made brand which are vastly available at Sungei Wang and Times Square..

  3. Their body features..La-La is not restricted only to thin people..There are fat-asses too.. Usually the thin guys are like drug addicts..And the fat-asses are fat-asses..

    Their skin are usually dark-colored..I too, concluded that a massive 98% of the La-Las are neither handsome nor cute..

  4. Next, is your hair-do..You have to dye or highlight your hair with the color of metallic gold, or with variety mixtures of colors, e.g – green, white, blue, red, silver, grey.. Most La-La hairstyle are usually spiky, like a durian or a porcupine..It is so spiky that they might attacked you with they foul-smell-oily head..

    You may also go with a bland-look such as uncombed short hair, with a tail at the back..Do take note that it’s just merely a tail, not a long hair like mine..

    Usually the tail’s color will be different from the rest of the head..Such as black hair with golden tail, or blue hair with gold-red mixture tail..

    If you don’t like the tail-look..You can go for other styles as well, such as shaved on either side or you head then spiky hair on the other side..

    Some came out with long hair, slightly like mine but a lot shorter (above shoulder length), which makes them look untidy and messy..

  5. Let’s move on to the feet..With their bell-bottom pants, they wouldn’t wear a pair of shoes..They preffered colourful flip-flops or leather sandals.. I really have no f*cking idea why they wear it like that..More comfortable.? YUCKS~!! There’s no way I’m gonna wear a long pants with sandals or flip-flops wandering around shopping complexes or plazas..
  6. Smokers..Most of the guys are smokers, and the way they hold the cigaratte are 1 of a kind..It’s really annoying, but they thought it makes them look stylish and sexy *puke*
  7. How bout attitudes.?? They’ll purposedly talk loudly to each other or do some unusual exaggerated body movements..Maybe they want to get other people’s attention..
  8. Hobbies.?? They like to play arcade games..Most of the time they’ll crowd “Dancing Machine”, “DJ Turntable Machine”, “Arcade-style O2Jam”, and Daytona..There are times they’ll go for snooker, bowling, or Redbox/Neway karaoke.. Or the most weird hobby ever, squating (lepak) at the main entrance of any of the places I’ve stated above, holding their cigars or bullshitting around..
  9. Background – Most of them are school drop-outs..Speak Mandarin or Cantonese (Hokkien and Hakka could be found in other states like Penang, Kedah, and Johor).. Most of them are English illiterate, or just a mere English understanding..
  10. Jobs – Pirated CD/VCD/DVD vendors (Low Yat, Sungei Wang, Petaling Street, night market), cheap-boutique/Petaling Street sales assistant/promoter a.k.a seller, mobile phone booth caretaker, and gangster a.k.a triad member..

I think that’s all for the guy’s part..I’ll continue with the girl’s part next day maybe..My body kinda worn out now..Need to have a good rest..

Requested : Pangkor Trip Spoiler (Ghouls)

Ok now..This entry here was requested by my friend, Deral..I did a requested entry before..

It was Requested : Langkawi Trip Spoiler (Do take noted, I was sarcastic-jokingly bombarded by KY in the comment section for my grammatical error..Hahaha) I guess all of you still remember about the un-delicious Marmite Crab..

Now..What about this Pangkor Trip Spoiler.?? Be prepared with experiences / hobbies in watching horror movies in cinema..

Actually I was waiting for the full-details about the whole incident before I blog it out..So I got this entry delayed like about a month alredy..

Anyway..Since I blogged about Nirvana Memorial Park yesterday, and in conjunction with the Qing Ming festival, I think I’ll just give it a shoot..

Instead of this post was requested by Deral, it has become a request by my other friends whom I sent the pic to them to see..

So I’m not going to wait for the in-depth details..

Now..Everything goes like this..Shit, I myself were so thrilled when I was requested to post this stupendous horror entry..

Deral‘s friend’s cousin, visited Pangkor Island during their college semester break or whatever the hell it was, as a result of not much details about it..

So I was told by Deral that there were 7 people altogether made the trip to Pangkor..

So at 1 night..7 of them gathered somewhere in house, sat together and played games and stuffs..

A must for any kind of trip..Gather to play games or chat about whatever..

Pangkor, faraway from the city or mainland..And it is just starting to develop now, or maybe few years back..Kinda secluded I would say..

What else can you guys talk about.?? The most popular of them all, uncanny ghost stories..Be it fictioned or real stories..

You know, guys must show their braveness to the girls at moment like this..Shit, what a crap..

Guys : Hell with ya..Ghost doesn’t exist in this world..

Girls : WAAA~~!! I’M SO SCARED~!! I WANT MY MOMMY~~ CAN ANY GUYS GIMME A HUG~?! *This is usually said-out by non-pretty chicks*

What kinda ghost stories they talked about..I don’t really know..And it doesn’t really matters here..All that matters is the outcome..

In the mid of their ghost discussion..3 of them, saw a f*cking lady carrying a baby in their rented house..

Need not say more..It was a pair of futch-king ghouls wandering around them and listening to their wonderful stories about them, I mean the ghouls-lah..Creepy eh..

Frightened like hell and they almost pissed in their pants, shits oozed out from their arse-holes..They went to sleep and think nothing in their mind..

The next futch-king day..That’s the day they had to leave the joyful trip back to the air-polluted city and continue a boring life..

But ofcoz..They brought back unforgettable joyous, and also freaking hell memories back to the mainland..

They packed their belongings..Cam-whored like nobody’s business..Well, my friends and I do love cam-whoring as well..Muahahaha *with fading voice*..

So they left the island and came back to the mainland (coz I don’t really know where are they from)

Browsed through the pics they took with the cams and phones..They saw something suspicious in 1 of the pics..

Once in a lifetime..They got to see ghouls, AGAIN..And I do mean GHOULSSSSSS..I guess you can count how many S-ses are there..

Yeah..My friends all did the counting game when I sent this pic to them..Nothing better to do..

I told them the amount of ghouls appeared in the pic, yet they still looking for more and more suspicious dark-greyish figures in the pic..

Do take this seriously coz it ain’t no more fictions like I did in the previous entries =P

Now here’s the pic I got from Deral..Have a look on it (click on image for full-size review)..

This is the original pic taken with a Sony Ericsson k750i (2-megapixel and macro-view)

When you open this pic, try to save it and open it with Window Picture & Fax Viewer..Click on the ‘Actual Size (Ctrl+A)’ button *the left circled green button*

Then you click on the ‘Zoom-in (+)’ button *the right circled button* for about 3 or 4 times for a better view..

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*This is where you click for the actual size and zoom-in if you do not know*

So, happy viewing..If you have any problem with the pic, i.e the pic is too dark, etc..

You can still click on this pic which I photoshop-ed it..Actually I just made the pic whiter so it will be easier to see those dark places..

Also, that 2 guys standing at the front door are the ONLY humans in the pic..Nobody else in there..

*Click on it for full-size review and zoom-in for 3-4 times*

Ok..The clue is the are 6 ghouls said to be seen in the pic..After distributing it, Weng Soon and his sister found a massive extra 2, which made the number to 8..

We even have Ultraman-ghost in the pic..WTF~!!

Or actually you are that lousy that you are too lazy to play the counting game with us..Here’s the answer for it..But i guess most of you guys are not that lazy, right.?

What’s the thrill to look at the answer before trying it out yourself..

*Answers are circled in red*

So, here’s my nice ghost-pic distribution to all you guys..I wish to get some feedbacks from you guys..

Actually I do agree with some of the comments that I got..Some of the shadow figures might be just reflections of trees or anything in the house..

Like Justin said, when your mindset is determined to find the things that was told to find, you’ll come out with numerous imaginations..

Anyway..My comment section or chatterbox are open to various answers and feedbacks..

Don’t keep it in your mind..Or you’ll suffer..Muahahahaha *devil’s laugh and grin*

Requested : Pangkor Trip Spoiler (Ghouls)

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Dead Or Alive (DOA)

This filler entry has nothing to do with arcade game DOA -Dead Or Alive, or such..
Yeah..I’m enjoying filler entries as much as Naruto‘s filler episodes every week, until the 180th episode (now 178 in Malaysia) for the 2nd season, where real fights will be back again….
In conjunction with the Qing Ming festival or something..I’ll talk about cemetery..Hahaha..
Ok..I had been to Nirvana Memorial Park‘s admin hall / office or something..I don’t know what it is called..
Nirvana Memorial Park‘s admin office is at Kuchai Lama..
The admin office is so luxurious..Yeah, you heard me..IT’S LUXURIOUS~!! It’s like a comparison to 5-star hotel, for the deads..
I assumed every Chinese also knows that Nirvana Memorial Park a.k.a Fu Guai San Jong is indeed a very expensive, just to buy a unit/lot at the grave sites for burial..
A family could spend up to few million ringgit for a full package, ofcoz..
The office is so hotel-look-alike, where it has a lobby with nice couches, and also receptionists..

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*Big crystal sphere displayed at the lobby*

I have no idea what is this crystal ball for..It’s amazingly huge..I guess need about 3 or 4 people of my size holding hands to get the circumference of it..
The office have elevators which will bring you up to 3rd Floor or something..I can’t really remember..
On the 1st Floor or something..They have an exhibition centre..Displaying coffins and stuffs for the deads, i.e clothes, etc..

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*Gold coffin worth few hundred thousand ringgit*

Yeah..You can see this gold coffin on display..It is valued at few hundred thousand ringgit..I couldn’t remember the exact figure..
Besides gold coffin, they offer platinum coffin, too on display..But I didn’t snap a pic of it..
The platinum coffin is black in color, metallic black..
Exhibition centre aside..Let’s go to the ceremony halls, where spiritual funeral ceremonies and prayers to send the deads to the other world being held..
It has few halls..With nice corridors along the front halls..

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*Nicely decorated corridor*

At the corridors here, it has nice tables and comfortable chairs..
Supper is also provided..Not like those you get from school canteens, cold and unfresh..
Here, you got the best..Foods heated up in trays just like what you got from hotels..
And they have staff, with neat and tidy uniforms walking around for customer care..
You know what.? If you think that only the elders working here, you are wrong..They have pretty chicks as receptionists and customer care attendants..
Imagine if you have a girlfriend working at Nirvana Memorial Park..

Yatz : Hey guys..Meet my gf, Katrina..
Friends : Hello Katrina..Where are you working.??
Katrina : Hello..Umm..I’m working at NV Multi Corporation Bhd..
Friends : *Gasp* WTF~?!?! You mean~~
Katrina : Yup..NVMC Bhd, the one which manages Nirvana Memorial Park..

Yeah..That’s some kind of expression you will get from your friends if you have one gf works for NV Multi Corporation Bhd (which manages Nirvana Memorial Park)
Last but not least..Do you know what you can do at the corridor when you are having supper.?
You can access to the Internet, where 2 rooms with a computer in it..
Now that’s what I called 5-star hotel, for the deads..
Ok..I think that’s all for my talks..I found an article in the Net about Nirvana Memorial Park at Semenyih, Selangor, and Nilai Memorial Park at Seremban, Negri Sembilan..
The Grave Sites Of Nirvana & Nilai Memorial Park

Ignorance Is Bliss

Today. is the 3rd day I don’t have a car to use..Hence, Didn’t go to college for the ‘free’ class..
Been wandering around at home..Don’t have the mood to study yet..Finals is just around the corner..
Exactly 3 weeks from now..2 more subjects to go..Just TWO MORE~!!
I don’t know why..I’m not motivated at all..Perhaps some things tangled up inside my head..Or maybe bcoz of the accident slightly affected my brain cells..
For those who don’t know what happened, read previous entry, “Accident..Again” for further details before you continue on..
The same old symptoms come up and say “Hi” to me again..Just like when I had finals for the first time in college..
Can’t sleep well a.k.a insomnia..No appetite..
Well..Ignorance isn’t bliss at all..I can’t ignore my finals..Think I’ll start my studies tonight..
Still in depression now..Maybe I need LOVE..I need LOVE to fluorish inside me..
I’ve stagnant for quite some time..It’s time to move on to my journey..The one and only journey (isn’t it is the name of my blog.??)..
Well..Wish me the best of luck guys..I think I’ll stop right here and continue on the journey to the end of the world..Chiaoz..

Oops..Before I sign out..I’ll have to say GOTCHA..
My entry of “Accident..Again” was just an April Fool’s DAY prank..
All of the opening until the climax was just a prank..
Well..I’ll have to say sorry to Brian for believing in me..And congrates to those who doesn’t believed..Hahaha..
Anyhow..Those old accidents that I mentioned are actually real, after all..No jokes this time..
Many of them can prove the accuracy of the facts..Especially Mei Lin, who was 1 of the passengers in my car during the 2003 New Year accident..Hahaha..
And also..Song Feng can prove the other accident bcoz I had asked him for a ride to college once..That’s the next day right after the accident occurred..
Actually..I’m quite sad that none of the readers concerned about me -whether I’m scratched on any parts of my body or how’s my car going on- when I posted the accident entry..
Besides that..I was even utterly sad that no one was actually fooled by my April Fool’s prank..Until Brian made my day..Hahaha..Sorry Brian..
Or perhaps you were actually just spamming my chatterbox even though you knew it was a prank..SIGH~~ Hehehe..
And oh..The whole first part of this post content, aren’t real too..I’m not THAT desperate for love..
I’m still single and ALWAYS available..You get what I mean.? *wink wink*
Though, the finals was real..Exactly 3 weeks from now..Guess I really need to make an appointment with my notes again..
Yatz : Hey ya notes..How are you guys doing.?
Notes : Hey Yatz..Wassup.? It has been quite some time since thel last day I saw your face..We, too have been hibernating so quite some time..
Yatz : Yea right..I’ll be hanging around with you guys again for the next 3 weeks..
Ok..Ignorance isn’t bliss at all..Live life to the fullest..Work hard everyone..Best of luck..
Oh ya..I want to wish happy birthday to Cecilia, which is now (today), 4th of April..And also wish you all the best in the coming finals, too..Same to myself too..


Shit man..Another shit happened to me, yet again..

This morning I went out with a fren of mine, to Taman Tasik Titiwangsa..I didn’t went to the garden ofcoz..

I’m not that hardworking to go for a morning walk..I mean some where around there..

I took the road from Kampung Pandan roundabout to Jalan Tun Razak (Izzit Jalan Tun Razak.??), passed by KLCC and City Square..

Then straight I drove on..National Library on the opposite road, then reach General Hospital (GH) on the left hand side..

By that time, my fren told me that her mom was warded in GH bcoz of health problem ofcoz..It doesn’t sound right if you have money problem you’ll be warded in a hospital right.??

Then I told her, “Oh..How’s she.?? I never enter GH before, I mean, for years alredy.” Something like that..

As we all know..From GH we need to go to the roundabout to make a U-turn to get to Titiwangsa, right.??

Ok..I made the turn..Then I got out to the road where it connects to the roundabout..

In case you guys don’t know..You don’t have to drive out to the roundabout to make a U-turn..There’s a small U-turn route just before the roundabout..

You guys know me right..I’m a careful driver..I don’t speed at most highways (except for Kesas, from Pandan Indah’s under-developed Tesco to TARC)

So ofcoz I waited til no car coming from the roundabout only I came out of the U-turn junction..

And you know-lah..My Wira 1.5L Auto, pick-up damn slow one..The road a slightly steep, right.?

So my car slowly crawled to the left side of the road..With the stupid grunting sound came from the engine..

And that’s the time when I looked to the rear mirror, suddenly there’s a stupid Satria GTi speeding from behind..

It was soooo fast and by the time I looked at it, it was too close to my car trunk alredy..

And WHAM~!! Into my car trunk, yet, again..I guess most of my frens do know that I had a car accident in the NEW YEAR of 2003..

Yeah..That time I just sent Chew Shu home and was about to send other frens back home..

So at the Besraya Highway (At last I know the name of the highway bcoz I need to make a police report), where I made a U-turn from Salak South to the highway then en route into Taman Tasik Permaisuri..

That time was about 3am, wee hours..Just finished counting down for the year 2003, heading back home..

A Wira 1.5L, same color as mine, grey, rammed onto my car trunk and you know what.? My Wira Sedan became a Wira Aeroback at that very moment..

I was driving at a speed of about 70-80 kmph to climbed up the slope overhead bridge..Imagine the speed of the car that rammed front behind..

No extra charge for the modification..And bcoz of the ramming..My car couldn’t even move to the near-by Salak South Police Station..

Argh..What am I talking here..Talking nonsense about the past too much..My car is fine after that..Fixed with RM 8k insurance premium (izzit the right term.??)

Let’s back to present, today..Although the car trunk was not as badly damaged as the previous one, it’s still quite bad..

And you know what’s the worst thing happened.?? I knocked my forehead onto the steering wheel..

Although it’s wrapped with rubber or such..It’s very pain with the momentum from behind..I think I hurt my back too..

So..My indirect-wish was fulfilled..Paid a visit to the GH..What a bad day..And now I can’t drive to anywhere else..

If wanna yamcha or what..Do pick me up, or else, don’t call to make me envy you guys :’(

I guess my car will be in its kind of hospital for at least 2 weeks or so..Need to claim insurance and stuffs..

Pheeew~~!! I felt a sense of relief after blurted out so many things on a bad day..No time to relief though..

Sigh~~ Need to fix the car again..For the 3rd time in 4 years..Twice on the car trunk..Once on the front..

Well the front one was my fault..But the back ones was accident, I mean, not my fault..

Anyway..Need to get some rest..I felt a little dizzy and drowsy now after taking some pills..