The Yat (One) And Only Journey…

29
November
2005

I’m A Interviewer.. - Part 1 -0

As a interviewer in IDC (International Data Corporation) (click on link)..

There are few lines of intro that we always used..

Scenario 1..

Operator : Hello..Good morning/afternoon..Company XXX..How may I help you.??

Yatz : Hello..Good morning/afternoon..May I speak to the IT manager please.??

Operator : Sure..Just a moment..

Yatz : Thanks..

*Transferring call*

IT Manager : Hello..This is XY..

Yatz : Hello..Good morning/afternoon Mr. XY..

IT Manager : Ya..Good morning.. (Who the heck is this?!?)

Yatz : I’m Yatz calling from IDC..We are currently conducting a study about the popularity of Windows XP..Do you mind to help me out.?? It’s like around just 5 minutes.. (You better help me on this.!)

IT Manager : Hmm..Ok.. (Duh..Why not..)

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There goes 1 smooth survey going to be completed..

Scenario 2..

Operator : Hello..Company XXX..

Yatz : Hello..May I speak to the IT Manager.??

Operator : May I know who’s on the line.?? (Who are you trying to find the IT Manager.??)

Yatz : I’m Yatz calling from IDC.. (Please! Let me get through.!!)

Operator : Hold the line please.. (Another dumbass from market research company)

*Transferring call*

IT Manager : Hello..

Yatz : Hello..Good morning/afternoon Sir..I’m Yatz calling from IDC..We are currently conducting a study about the popularity of Windows XP..Do you mind to spare a couple of minutes.??

IT Manager : How long will it takes.?? (Survey again.??)

Yatz : Just around 5 minutes.?? (Help me or I’ll be drop dead today.!)

IT Manager : Alriight..Make it faster..I’m in a rush.. (Faster get it done and don’t ever bother me again)

Yatz : Ooh..Ok..Thanx Sir..

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There goes another survey going to be completed unwillingly by the IT Manager..

Scenario 3..

Operator : Hello..Good morning..

Yatz : Hello..Good morning..May I speak to the IT Manager please.??

Operator : May I know what is it regarding.?? (Should be another fool from tele-marketing companies)

Yatz : I’m Yatz calling from IDC..We are currently conducting a market research about the popularity of Windows XP..So I would like to get some feedbacks from the IT Manager.. (You better put me through.!!)

Operator : Please hold on.. (Ooh..Survey eh.?! Not tele-marketing.??)

*Transferring call*

IT Manager : Hello.. (I’m so tired of my works……)

Yatz : Hello..Good morning Sir..I’m Yatz calling from IDC..We are currently conducting a study about the popularity of Windows XP..Do you mind to spare a few moments Sir.??

IT Manager : OK.!! (Yay.!! Can rest from my loads of works for a while!!)

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Another survey going to be completed willingly, happily, and in a fren-ly way..

All same answers but different kind of way to start a conversation..

You can only get all these answers when you are calling Malaysia..

It’ll be definitely rare case for us to get any of these answers from Aussies..

They suck.!!

Now I think that’s all for the 1st part of my interview introductions..

Gonna post up the 2nd part of it..How they refuse or when I can’t managed to get any completed surveys..

Posted: Conversations, Shits

25
November
2005

Jay Chou - Fa Ru Xue (Hair Like Snow)0

???? | Fa Ru Xue| Hair Like Snow

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Zuo Ci: Fang Wen Shan??
Lyricist: Vincent Fang

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Zuo Qu: Zhou Jie Lun
Composer: Jay Chou

Translation: Hyde - www.jay-chou.net
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lang ya yue / yi ren qiao cui
A wolf fang moon, my dear one is waned and sallow

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wo ju bei / yin jin le feng xue
I raise a cup and drink in the wind and snow

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shi shui da fan qian shi gui
Who overturned the cupboard of past lives

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re chen ai shi fei
Provoking the dust to dispute

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yuan zi jue / ji fan lun hui
A predestined formula for words, how many reincarnations?

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ni suo mei / ku hong yan huan bu hui
You’re frowning, crying that a lover cannot be called back

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zong ran qing shi yi jing cheng hui
Even if the annals of history has already become dust

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wo ai bu mie
My love will not end

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fan hua ru san qian dong liu shui
Grandeur is like three thousand waters flowing south

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wo zhi qu yi piao ai liao jie
Yet I only choose a ladle of love to comprehend

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zhi lian ni hua shen de die
Only long for your butterfly incarnation

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ni fa ru xue / qi mei le li bie
Your hair is like snow, beautifully chilling the parting

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wo fen xiang gan dong le shui
Who is touched by my incense?

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yao ming yue rang hui yi jiao jie
Invite the bright moon to make my memories bright and clear

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ai zai yue guang xia wan mei
Love becomes immaculate underneath the moonlight

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ni fa ru xue / fen fei le yan lei
Your hair is like snow, a mess of flying tears

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wo deng dai cang lao le shui
Who has been made old by my waiting?

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hong chen zui / wei xun de sui yue
The world of mortals are intoxicated, slightly drunken eras

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wo yong wu hui / ke yong shi ai ni de bei
I use my lack of regret to carve out a stone tablet that represents my eternal love for you

(Rap)
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ni fa ru xue / qi mei le li bie
Your hair is like snow, beautifully chilling the parting

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wo fen xiang gan dong le shui
Who is touched by my incense?

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yao ming yue rang hui yi jiao jie
Invite the bright moon to make my memories bright and clear

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ai zai yue guang xia wan mei
Love becomes immaculate underneath the moonlight

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ni fa ru xue / fen fei le yan lei
Your hair is like snow, a mess of flying tears

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wo deng dai cang lao le shui
Who has been made old by my waiting?

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hong chen zui / wei xun de sui yue
The word of mortals are intoxicated, slightly drunken eras

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la er la ~
La er la~

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tong jing ying wu xie / zha mai wei
There is nothing wicked reflected in the bronze mirror; tie a ponytail

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ni ruo sa ye / jin sheng wo ba jiu feng pei
If you act wildly, in this life I will pour a cup of wine and keep you company

Posted: Lyrics & Musics

23
November
2005

- Window - Shopping..0

It has been quite some time there’s no holiday for me and others in IDC (click on link) during the weekends..

Put aside the 4 days straight holiday during Hari Raya..Hehe..

Last Saturday I went to Midvalley together with Lilian, William, Adelines (Jessinta & Lau), and Aik Wai..

A so-called outing to celebrate William’s birthday..

Then we went to watch romance-comedy flick, “Just Like Heaven”..

Starring pretty Reese Whiterspoon..

Cut the story short..

We went to Romp to buy a shirt for William..

Beside the Romp shop..There’s this some kinda accessories shop..

Selling bracelets..Necklaces..Rings..And all sorts of girlie things..

There’s a promoter/salesgirl who wore like a devil..Yeah..You got me..A DEVIL.!!

Super short tight jeans skirt..And a short length long sleeves blouse..

While she’s serving the customer..I got to take a pic of her..

And to keep her identity..I blurred the pic to this..

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Look at her body figure and also her clothes.. @_@ IT’S SOOO DEVIL.!!

After that..We went to have our dinner at 4th Floor’s Sushi King..

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*Don’t take my pic.!! I wanna eat my Soba..*

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*Mmm..This taste good..* =P

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*Wah damn.!! The wasabi is so hot.!!* ^^

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*You take my pic.?!?! I take back urs..*

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*I told you not to take my pic when I’m eating..*

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*Lilian : Don’t worry Adeline (Jessinta)..I’ll cover up for you..*

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*What a nice meal..*

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Adeline Lau was mumbling her prayer before she eats..Hahahaha..

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Adeline was so happy and grateful to eat that bowl of Soba..Haha..

Alright..That’s all..After that we all headed back to our home in the heavy rain..

On Sunday..I went shopping with Hikaru at Sungei Wang..

Although the Raya Sale has ended..But it seems like every shop are still in the mood of sales..

And there’s a Gundam Model Kit Exhibition at Sungei Wang’s Concourse Level..

No time to take pic of the cosplay girls..

Just this un-worthy pic I took from 1st Floor..

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Before we left Bukit Bintang..We came across this car..

Frankly I have no idea what car is this but it is absolutely a ‘cun’ sport car..

Anyway..Hikaru and I had a nice day shopping at Bukit Bintang..

Both of us got to buy things that we wanted so badly =P

Posted: Ramblings

18
November
2005

Damn Fast Food Delivery..0

Well..I have to work from Mondays - Fridays..And also on weekends as well..

So usually we’ll order fast food delivery such as Dominos or McDonald’s..

Last Sunday..We ordered McDelivery..Bcoz of eating Dominos for about consecutively 6 weeks in a row..

We have 20 people in the office and I took the orders from everyone..

So there was I on the phone talking to the operator at about 12.35pm..

Girl Operator (G.O.) : Good afternoon..McDelivery..How can I help you.?

Yatz : Hello..Ya..I would like to order a delivery..(Duh..Ofcoz I’m ordering a delivery..)

G.O. : Yes..May I take your order.??

Yatz : Ok..I want 3 Big Macs..Single burger..

G.O. : Ok..

Yatz : Then..3 Double Cheeseburgers..Single burger..

G.O. : ..Ok..

Yatz : Umm..6 Chicken McDeluxe..Also single burger..

G.O. : …..(wtf?) Ook..

Yatz : 4 Grilled Chicken Foldover..That single thing..

G.O. : ………..(huh?) Ok..

Yatz : 7 Chicken Burger..That RM2.50 one..

G.O. : Err……….(wtfs?!) Ok..Is that all sir.??

Yatz : Nop..And also 4 Large Fries..1 Apple Pie..And 2 Chocolate Sundae..

G.O. : Umm..Ok..I’ll repeat it sir..3 Big Macs..3 Double Cheeseburger..6 Chicken McDeluxe..4 Grilled Chicken Foldover..7 Chicken Burger..4 Large Fries..1 Apple Pie..And 2 Chocolate Sundae..

Yatz : Yeap..Correct..

G.O. : Ok..The total is RM 141.90..Ok.?? We’ll arrive in 45 minutes..

Yatz : Ok..Thanks..

Toot..Toot..Toot..Toot..(Ofcoz it’s the sound of the phone..It’s not any censored words)

There everyone waited in a hungry state..*gru gru gru*

30 minutes past..Everyone asking where’s the food..

I just told them to wait for like about 15 minutes..

At last..1 hour past..No signs of the McDelivery man..

So I called back to check with them again..

Guy Operator (Guy O.) : Good afternoon..McDelivery..How may I help you.?

Yatz : Hello..I ordered a delivery about an hour ago..But it hasn’t arrived yet..

Guy O. : Ooh.?? *(O.o)* Ok..Let me check sir..What’s your phone number.??

Yatz : 60-3-xxxxxxxx..

Guy O. : Sorry sir..There’s no order under this number..

Yatz : How bout this.? 60-3-xxxxxxxx.?

Guy O. : Ok sir……………Also no order under this phone number..

Yatz : HAAAAAAAAAAH.!!!! Alamak..*wtf.?!?!*

Guy O. : So……Would you like to order again sir.??

Yatz : Duh..*Talking to Brian* - So how.?? Wanna order again or Dominos or go outside to eat.??

Brian : Hmm..Never mind la..We’ll just order Dominos..

Yatz : *Talking to Guy O.* - Ok..Never mind..We’ll order Dominos..Thanx..*wtf*

*Toot..Toot..Toot..*

So you see..We have waited for more than an hour for an empty McDelivery order..

And another 45 minutes for the Dominos..

That made us eat our lunch at 2.30pm..Damn ‘Girl Operator’.!!

She thought I was joking or what..

If any operator out there thought we are joking with that amount of food..

Don’t take our order please..It’s very shitty to make a fool on your precious customers..

The whole call centre were so pissed off by the f*cking operator’s behaviour..

It has been quite some time since our last McDelivery order..

Now..I think there’ll be no more McDelivery order at the Bukit Bintang branch..

Posted: Conversations, Shits

16
November
2005

Heavy Rain..0

Alright..Nothing much to say..This is a super-delayed post..

These few days have been raining cats and dogs..

So I was trapped in Lot 10 last week..Bcoz of rain..

And I got to take a couple of pics..

They are fashion models..Not ghouls..

The back view of the models..Damn cun man..

And yesterday..When I was driving home from work..

The sky rained like it never rain for years..

Can you see the road..??

You might see the road in this pic..But it’s totally different in the car itself..

The sky was getting darker..

Purposely turned off the wiper..

Can’t see the road right.??

Just a reminder..

Drive carefully during this rainy season..

Posted: Shits

10
November
2005

James Blunt - You’re Beautiful0

This is what I called a master-piece..

James Blunt - You’re Beautiful

My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I’m sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won’t lose no sleep on that,
‘Cause I’ve got a plan.

You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful.
You’re beautiful, it’s true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don’t know what to do,
‘Cause I’ll never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
F**king high,
And I don’t think that I’ll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful.
You’re beautiful, it’s true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don’t know what to do,
‘Cause I’ll never be with you.

You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful.
You’re beautiful, it’s true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it’s time to face the truth,
I will never be with you

Posted: Lyrics & Musics

I’m A Interviewer.. - Part 1 -0

Jay Chou - Fa Ru Xue (Hair Like Snow)0

- Window - Shopping..0

Damn Fast Food Delivery..0

Heavy Rain..0

James Blunt - You’re Beautiful0

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